Cody Crowder

The past is history, The future is a mystery, And The present is a gift.

[Cody Crowder @Cody_Crowder]

@CultofRezz @HolyShipFam met you on 9.0 in the cafeteria buffet line. Heard you for the first time that night on the Pool Deck at 2:00am. A set I’ll never forget! Huge fan ever since! You killed it, as always on 12.0! Happy Shipping #SHIPFAM

[XmasElf @XmasElf]

In exactly 1 week @OfficialSanta will be taking off for his trip around the world!

[. @WillSasso]

I'm voting for @TheRock in 2020 whether he runs or not.

[Cody Crowder @Cody_Crowder]

@OfficialRezz @AFitzpatrick_ total and complete Rezzbian!

[Cody Crowder @Cody_Crowder]

@jakeshieldsajj Dana said last night winner of woodley and Maia will fight GSP. Stop posting bullshit Jake

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

The last time Deshaun Watson was on the field...

[Cody Crowder @Cody_Crowder]

Momma always said don't play with your food..#WTF https://t.co/FefU96kKL3

[Cody Crowder @Cody_Crowder]

@joerogan @billburr Blood in the water, it’s a shark fight, Hammerhead shark vs Big Ass shark!

https://t.co/YDfURAFzS6

[Cody Crowder @Cody_Crowder]

No words can describe..... extreme.daily's video https://t.co/GuMD3wfRxP

[Cody Crowder @Cody_Crowder]

🎼"It's the first of the month"🎤 -getto boyz voice

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

Odin be praised, @natediaz209 steps in to save the day. SHIT JUST GOT REAL https://t.co/jSeZsY38og

[Brendan Schaub @BrendanSchaub]

😳 https://t.co/x7sqgdaODu

[Cody Crowder @Cody_Crowder]

trillog's video https://t.co/ELGDMAduEp get 'me Bun

[Cody Crowder @Cody_Crowder]

"Meet the 52 Year-Old Father Who Identifies As a 6 Year-Old Girl https://t.co/3bO5bluJXX via mediaite” Holy Shit. U cannot be serious...

[Santa Claus @OfficialSanta]

Today is...

19 days to #ChristmasEVE 🎁🌎💫️
20 days to #CHRISTMAS 🎅🎄
27 days to #NewYear 🎈🎉

December 5th 2015 📅🗓 https://t.co/GotUBhhixD

[Cody Crowder @Cody_Crowder]

Texans finishing up a great first half!

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

"Had God talked to you about running for president? Also... do you think about your penis falling off and becoming a spider sometimes?"