Cody Maxam

Same as kidcodi13, but worse

[Cody Maxam @Cody_Maxam]

@wil_parker It's only fair at this point you invite him in for a piece

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I think Rey is the daughter of Harry Potter and Wonder Woman.

[Cody Maxam @Cody_Maxam]

SHAME! https://t.co/zr6OHysuDA

[Carley Ballett @carley_ballett]

I just did something terrible. I cut my pbj in half instead of diagonally.

[Cody Maxam @Cody_Maxam]

Hap hap hap happy birthday @scumbag_unit !!!

[Cody Maxam @Cody_Maxam]

Car's in the shop til Tuesday. Awesome way to start the holiday weekend.

[Cody Maxam @Cody_Maxam]

@TylerWadee I needed this haha thanks dude.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Everybody retweet this. I'll explain later.

[Cody Maxam @Cody_Maxam]

And I'm still awake...

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

I've watched this a ton http://t.co/CYz4pKnIMD

[Cody Maxam @Cody_Maxam]

Read this literally, then figuratively. Inspiring. https://t.co/VVZJnCDveo

[Cody Maxam @Cody_Maxam]

@scumbag_unit I thought you were talking about Mr. Martin...our English teacher...

[Destin @cheekiebruv]

You know it's going to be an interesting day when you somehow accidentally get peanut butter in your hair.

[Cody Maxam @Cody_Maxam]

My dog makes the weirdest noises when she breathes. It seriously sounds like someone blowing a whistle through jello.