Men,
If you're caught having sex, finish first.
The explanations can wait until after penetration.
In the animal kingdom, humans are the only species that panic about being caught yet they are the most intelligent.
Be bold. Be fearless.
Chelsea officially shifts ownership from Todd Boehly to Clearlake, but the players shift nothing on the pitch.Still getting beaten 3-0 by Brentford on night one of the new era.Terrible Club this.