Jordan Luce

Take a step into my mind on the daily.

[Jordan Luce @Coffee2Creamz]

@Ware_is_Waldo Reckless ass. You that 0 - 100 nigga.

[Jordan Luce @Coffee2Creamz]

Dear aurora,
When I die today at this all day drinking dart tournament, just know you are responsible for not refilling my vyvanse.

Sincerely,
Still drunk me.

[Jordan Luce @Coffee2Creamz]

Boss bought me lunch and pretty much told me they are hiring me full time after my contract and I realized my underwear is inside out and backwards... so hows your friday?

[Jordan Luce @Coffee2Creamz]

-50° real feel today and expected real feel 40° on Saturday.. god dam 90° change in temp in 3 days.. only in wisconsin. #wisconsinthings #herecomesaheatwave 🤣🤣

[Jordan Luce @Coffee2Creamz]

Mann cops really be wilding these days, I saw a cop pull another cop over today on the highway. Lights and all 🤣😂

[Jordan Luce @Coffee2Creamz]

Oml, I was this days old when I realized @KevinHart4real was in scary movie 3....

[Jordan Luce @Coffee2Creamz]

I know I am supposed to be a professional, but how do you expect me to act accordingly when an older man looks at a drawing and says "ohhhh noo daddyy" in response to every mistake... #setupforfailure #literallycanteven #geekaf

[Jordan Luce @Coffee2Creamz]

@BryannaAndrey #selfishnight

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Sherriff cars up in appleton be looking like msoe public safety😂🤣😂 had to double take em.

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@Abby_peters2 No kidding... guess that leaves more for us!

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@Abby_peters2 Preach girl! Preach!

[Jordan Luce @Coffee2Creamz]

Black 16 year old is in denial of her race and let alone has become one of the most racist people I have ever heard. Ignorance at its finest. Your parental figures are the epitome of what's wrong with this world. #gtfo #lordgivemestrength #wtf #speechless https://t.co/QQzFVqO0QJ

[Jordan Luce @Coffee2Creamz]

@Court_Elainee Gotta rep my squad💪🏾✊🏽🦄

[Jordan Luce @Coffee2Creamz]

I have a love hate relationship with the lady who brings treats in... like I am actually going to turn down Betty crocker's home made cookies and chocolate bars. #youthought #feinding #

[Jordan Luce @Coffee2Creamz]

Makes account, adds all contacts, gets account locked 5 min later. Sounds 'bout right.

[Jordan Luce @Coffee2Creamz]

Ever itch your ear and it feel so good you wanna start shaking your leg? No?? Me either...