Coffee Bland Coffee

Fake coffee, fan gimmicks. A witty parody bio. You won't find out coffee, tea, cocoa and snacks today at Walmart

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Felter's Choice Fall 2026 SECOND BATCH just dropped!

Four Additional FAN FAVORITE Offerings from Coffee Bland Coffee brand coffee inspired by @nicholasdeorio, @MistyxMochii, @YellowFlashGuy, and @dermy_wermy!

Providing the Freshest Roasts Available!

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@NurseLadyJ1 @kinocasinoclips @Channel404News @bear_ing @CAMELCASTOff @LutherTheWriter @BrittanyXVenti Velocity 9 3x Caffeine Energy Drink Flavored Coffee is part of the 2nd Batch!

Currently we're working on a 3rd Roast, including the likes of a super COOL guy, the #1 CLIPPER, and a re-release of Jerminal Divine.

[Coffee Bland Coffee @CoffeeBlandCoBC]

Hi Fans!

Totally Real, 100% Original COFFEE BLAND COFFEE brand coffee introduces the Fall 2026 'Felter's Choice' ROAST line-up!

We're proud to unveil 6 Fan Favorites inspired by @KinoCasinoclips, @Channel404News, @Bear_ing, @CAMELCASTOff, @LutherTheWriter, and @BrittanyxVenti

[Coffee Bland Coffee @CoffeeBlandCoBC]

@dinothree @Channel404News @kinocasinoclips @bear_ing @CAMELCASTOff @LutherTheWriter @BrittanyXVenti Coffee Bland Coffee brand coffee is already, definitely completely authentic and 100% totally real.

[Coffee Bland Coffee @CoffeeBlandCoBC]

Hi CBCbc fans!

We're well over 200 Followers in a week! Thank you all for your interest in Coffee Bland Coffee brand coffee's roasts!

Senpais are noticing us! I feel like a freshman who had a senior pick up a pencil a dropped in the hall!

Love you all,
Ger

[Coffee Bland Coffee @CoffeeBlandCoBC]

@alexcastro91t @kinocasinoclips @Channel404News @bear_ing @CAMELCASTOff @LutherTheWriter @BrittanyXVenti Now I'm thinking about a chocolate box of all of these flavors, a... Shitman's Sampler box, if you will 🙃

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@LunarCupcake @kinocasinoclips @Channel404News @bear_ing @CAMELCASTOff @LutherTheWriter @BrittanyXVenti Take a look at the 2nd Batch!

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@FriendlyJerkman @kinocasinoclips @Channel404News @bear_ing @CAMELCASTOff @LutherTheWriter @BrittanyXVenti Unlike other totally real coffee companies, we're honest with our fans. At this time we have no plans for Walmart shelves. Transparency is our middle name, Coffee Transparency Bland Coffee brand coffee is entirely handled through 3rd party suppliers. No BULL here, just the truth.

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@Lexx_sadbuttrue @kinocasinoclips @Channel404News @bear_ing @CAMELCASTOff @LutherTheWriter @BrittanyXVenti A second round release is in the works. Nothing is off the table!

[Coffee Bland Coffee @CoffeeBlandCoBC]

@melter_p We're already working on a second release involving additional blends, such as a double shot red-eye that will make you run like a famous DC super villian.

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TOTALLY REAL Coffee BLAND Coffee brand coffee is proud to announce it will be sponsoring Channel 404 News and CamelCast!

Please keep an eye out for 'Choco Chips' 404 Blend' and 'Caramelot 331 Blend'. These flavors will be part of the Felter's Choice offering with 'Cappu-Kino'!

[Coffee Bland Coffee @CoffeeBlandCoBC]

@shyanarchist00 @BrittanyXVenti any plans for a butter scented candle, or butter shaped soap? Coffee Bland Coffee brand coffee would be happy to sponsor it!

[Coffee Bland Coffee @CoffeeBlandCoBC]

Good morning Felter's Choice members!

Today's special roast is BUTTER MAC!

The beans are dusted in cheese and butter poweder! CAKING each bean in flavor adds the FOUNDATION for a useless addition to any morning! Contains 40% FILLER!

[Coffee Bland Coffee @CoffeeBlandCoBC]

@536e6f77 @TheKinoGrove Too gimmick-y. We like to let people know. With Coffee Bland Coffee brand coffee, its all bland, no bulls.

[Coffee Bland Coffee @CoffeeBlandCoBC]

Hi CBCbc Fans!

Take a look at the Coffee Bland Coffee brand coffee Vault Pack!

• 25 best selling Chocolate Mudslide K-Cups! SHIT'S delicious!
• A Lolcow Bully & 25 False Flagger Stirrers to make each cup to CBCbc exactly how you like it!
• 25 CBCbc's dubious White Labels!

[Coffee Bland Coffee @CoffeeBlandCoBC]

@parodypencil Awweesome insight. Coffee Bland Coffee brand coffee can be served hot or iced. But personally we enjoy a good burn!

[Coffee Bland Coffee @CoffeeBlandCoBC]

@SpeakToMeInDots Stepping in on Coffee Bland Coffee brand coffee's territory's a bold move. Your coffee sure looks pretty gimmicky to me!

[Coffee Bland Coffee @CoffeeBlandCoBC]

@CANOPTIC0N Happy to hear you're a fan of the moldy, stale taste of Coffee Bland Coffee brand coffee!

[Coffee Bland Coffee @CoffeeBlandCoBC]

@Crimson_Kn1ght Hopefully in Wallmart shelves!

[Coffee Bland Coffee @CoffeeBlandCoBC]

@Gondola43937373 So far. We're still around roasting those tasty blends!

[Coffee Bland Coffee @CoffeeBlandCoBC]

Hi Coffee Bland Coffee brand coffee fans!

It looks like we're back, after a day of retooling my bio and handle, and filing the changes to the X AI

Hopefully we stay live this time and can continue to provide you all with tasty Roasts!!