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Just a dude. I live wherever, I eat ramen, I make gifs, I'm an airplane mechanic, and I like to SCUBA.

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My procrastination is so intense that I'm waiting until the last minute of my life to start getting my shit together.

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@kezottle I'm not kidding:

I thought it was a different baby each time, and they were counting how many kids they had.

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@gecko39 @davidaxelrod Also, I mentioned the Air Force because that's what I know. I don't know too much about other branches.

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@gecko39 @davidaxelrod Just to add context (I don't want to join in on other discussions, I just like medals):

In the Air Force, the MSM is the go-to PCS/deployment decoration for SNCOs.

It's a very prestigious medal but not uncommon.

It's usually the highest dec retirees earn in their career.

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https://t.co/uEdnunD6zt

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Vine shut down 9 years ago! What's your favorite Vine?

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Mine is "Vines that just butter my croissant" or any other classic comp on YouTube lmao

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@SussySpongey I know this joke is obvious, but I didn't get it as a kid.

It's funny that they gave him tongs for the 'pincers for hands' bit. He's a crab. He already has pincers for hands.

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@firecircular @ActualCorn Okay

[Brad Jonas @bradtjonas]

Does not meet expectations

[Monica Lewinsky (she/her) @MonicaLewinsky]

my podcast RECLAIMING. (duh.)

… oh, and my rice krispy treats.

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@firecircular @ActualCorn Right under your post btw

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@Arlena_Della @styt101 I was in high school during the first Obama term. I remember the we had options, and you could pick based on carton color.

Frankly, looking back, why tf were we drinking milk? Probably should've just gave us water.

[Dead Idle Games @deadidlegames]

You will like our mystery point and click adventure if you like:

- Return of the Obra Dinn
- What Remains of Edith Finch
- If on a Winter's Night Four Travelers
- Intergenerational family trauma

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@chineuvi

[The Frustrating Individual @MILFmassacre]

i don’t give a fuck if i live in a glass house i’m still throwing rocks at you. fuck my fucking house

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@KtheBarbar46169 @_rozco_ @inkblotPrincess You’re off the mark. Disc 1 didn’t end after Midgar.

Disc 1 of FF7 ended after the Ancient City which is where FF7:R2 ended.

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@antodemico As a fellow person in England, I was out at 2:30 AM just to look at the snow. I fucking love snow.

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@NorthernIion_LP "You should play a different stake" and the mf looks like this

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@NorthernIion_LP Librarian, give yourself some credit. The man has 1.3M subs, and you have a quarter million. Y'all are popular!

The reason it shouldn't have so many likes is because we don't actually know that there wasn't a dinosaur version of the NLSS.