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@kingpminch Flygon!!

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Coming back at ya with another Ace Attorney stream today at 11am EST!

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Surprise Ace Attorney stream in just a few minutes! I'll be going live at 5:30pm EST.

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@septicdevotee Please I've been asking for this for months 🙏

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Saw this trend going on in the Sanders Sides fandom so here's my version of Janus Sanders variants 🐍

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I've got a new video uploaded on my YouTube channel!
https://t.co/zz6KRBfGEO

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@firstwefeast I would love to see Markiplier on the show so he can talk about Iron Lung

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Jacksepticeye if you're still out there lurking I just want to say I love your coffee

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@TOPUPDATERS Trapdoor and ACATAD

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My genuine reaction to Dispatch getting snubbed

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@eclipseGhostly_ Genuinely, I feel like I could write an essay about this

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Dispatch didn't win anything at The Game Awards so I will officially be giving everyone rabies. I'm sorry it has to be this way 😔

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@eclipseGhostly_ Literally I'm in shock

[elsiestache ༻༺ @_LOVERiplier_]

when he saw the theater in his hometown was all sold out i genuinely fell to the floor this is why im so loud on this site BUY TICKETS TO SEE IRON LUNG RIGHT NOW https://t.co/2RVD6b0xzE

[elsiestache ༻༺ @_LOVERiplier_]

THERE IS NOW A PAGE ON THE IRON LUNG WEBSITE FOR THEATERS TO FIND CONTACT INFORMATION TO GET THE MOVIE PLAYING IN LOCAL CINEMAS!!!!

if you have a theater that is asking for a contact email this is the one ➡️ [email protected] !!!

[Mark @markiplier]

Iron Lung. Coming soon to theaters.

[ethan @ethannestor]

GO. https://t.co/HL1Cs2Da5w

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I'll be playing some more Seasons after Fall today at 3:30pm EST!

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Yeah this definitely checks out
#Youtuberecap2025

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I'll be playing Seasons After Fall on stream today at 3pm EST! 🦊