Anica Clarke

Trying to elevate small talk to medium talk.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

If you believe free speech is for you but not your political opponents, you're illiberal.

If no contrary evidence could change your beliefs, you're a fundamentalist.

If you believe the state should punish those with contrary views, you're a totalitarian.

If you believe political opponents should be punished with violence or death, you're a terrorist.

[Anica Clarke @CoffeeJournalis]

When my 2 cats enter the living room at the same time I assume they’re about to tell me they’re getting a divorce.

[Anica Clarke @CoffeeJournalis]

Living La Vida Lockdown!

[Anica Clarke @CoffeeJournalis]

Ah man! I'd love to get the same jolt of energy as a snail to get my snail chores done in the next 30 hours!
#SnailGoals
#BeCurious

[Anica Clarke @CoffeeJournalis]

Based on recent baking experience I concluded that a loaf of bread should cost $75.

[Anica Clarke @CoffeeJournalis]

Me: "You don't have to tell me twice."

Narrator of my life: "15 times. You have to tell her 15 times."

[Anica Clarke @CoffeeJournalis]

Saw a guy on a motorbike today, literally carrying another motorbike & a DVD player on his backseat, tied with a lot of bungee cords. I kid you not #ThisIsVietnam

[Anica Clarke @CoffeeJournalis]

Making friends:
Me: What's your plans for the weekend?
Friend: Amusement Pork
Me: You mean Amusement Park?
Friend: No I don't
#ThisIsAsia

[Anica Clarke @CoffeeJournalis]

How long do you think it'll take my pregnant friend to realize that the list of baby name ideas I've suggested are all just different types of Vietnamese fruit?

[Ioannis Drositis @idrositis]

⚡️ “Welcome to 1984: The Internet knows more about you than you do” by @iamdylancurran
The full story...
https://t.co/nizxcSrG7i

[Anica Clarke @CoffeeJournalis]

Choose life, or death will choose you.

[Anica Clarke @CoffeeJournalis]

Instead of wondering whether a person who studies prophesy is giving the wrong date, maybe we should be concerned whether or not we're ready

[Anica Clarke @CoffeeJournalis]

Coffee lovers are always on the search for that special place. That one cafe that brew it just right, combined... https://t.co/9fWxl2MXWI

[Anica Clarke @CoffeeJournalis]

We serve a God who is in the business of saving & restoring families! 😎🔥

[Anica Clarke @CoffeeJournalis]

Me: [Eating pizza for breakfast]

Gym Brother: [pouring 5 raw eggs into the blender] I dunno how u can put disgusting stuff into your body.

[Anica Clarke @CoffeeJournalis]

I have never seen a construction crane being put in place. They just show up! Who is the geniunses behind this conspiracy?

[Anica Clarke @CoffeeJournalis]

You know that confused look that old people get when looking at new technology? I'm like that with sparkling water.

[Anica Clarke @CoffeeJournalis]

I'm not one for labels but I've never been as much of a pedestrian as I've been pedestrianing as a backpacker.

[Anica Clarke @CoffeeJournalis]

@upliftingtweets Amen! I am not my own, I belong to Christ alone. I no longer live but Christ lives through me and it's the most joyful fulfilling journey!

[Anica Clarke @CoffeeJournalis]

It's there in the deep where we go to explore. A restless curious generation. Too passionate & too curious...... https://t.co/3VaL4m80pY