Coffee and Mary Jane

I love my people. Be true to yourself. Just smoke #dank.

[Coffee and Mary Jane @CoffeeNMaryJane]

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When you run a perfect game day after day it ain't luck cunt...its skill.

[Coffee and Mary Jane @CoffeeNMaryJane]

Nothing going on here...just eating cicadas.

[Coffee and Mary Jane @CoffeeNMaryJane]

My greatest fault is believing people when they promise me something.

[Coffee and Mary Jane @CoffeeNMaryJane]

In the end, everybody dies.

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Why do we hurt the ones we hit?

[Coffee and Mary Jane @CoffeeNMaryJane]

You can’t explain puns to kleptomaniacs. They take things literally.

[Coffee and Mary Jane @CoffeeNMaryJane]

I came here to smoke pot and drink coffee...

[Coffee and Mary Jane @CoffeeNMaryJane]

Ramen noodles. It's what's for dinner.

[Coffee and Mary Jane @CoffeeNMaryJane]

I'm in no condition to be smoking a bowl.
Just kidding!

[Coffee and Mary Jane @CoffeeNMaryJane]

I think there should be baseball teams named "the republicans" and "the democrats". That's a good rivalry.

[Coffee and Mary Jane @CoffeeNMaryJane]

Who in Chicago has a bowl?

[Coffee and Mary Jane @CoffeeNMaryJane]

In the end, everybody dies.