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[Jon L @CoffeeOrphan]

My Sister “Damn! Look how much it started raining! Should we even go to the party plans?”

Me “We paid $95 each.”

My Sister “We MUST GO.”

[Jon L @CoffeeOrphan]

@BelaVoid

[Jon L @CoffeeOrphan]

Fuck this

I’m leaving for a walk but the “walk” is quickly visiting my gf that’s 15 minutes away

Social energy debrief and walk outside wasn’t enough

[Jon L @CoffeeOrphan]

@belabunni SYNCHRONIZED BAINZ

lets see if you twin the next one too then cause i just left for an adventure

[Jon L @CoffeeOrphan]

I’d like to quickly shoutout
“Randomly going to the bathroom when at an even with no one that I know so that I can recharge my social battery and exit a different person wearing a different mask”
Gotta me one of my favorite genders fr

[Jon L @CoffeeOrphan]

@BelaVoid I need to stop typing SAME to each tweet but we are literally twins

Hope you’re doing better now tho, i think I am

[Jon L @CoffeeOrphan]

@belabunni SAME

[Jon L @CoffeeOrphan]

@belabunni SAME

[Jon L @CoffeeOrphan]

This Doctor just unashamedly started using ChatGPT in front of me about my conditions and what medication i’m taking

FIVE SHILLINGS TO WHOEVER CORRECTLY GUESSES IF I’LL BE TAKING HIS “MEDICAL OPINION”

[Jon L @CoffeeOrphan]

Was bouta tweet some shit that made me-
ME
think “…nooo maybe I should make a provate alt for this one”

[Jon L @CoffeeOrphan]

Most Polish i’ve been seeing on my fyp is Ragatha’s dialogue consistently being in Polish in those “Tadc but they all speak different languages”

The Polish VA really did amazing

[Jon L @CoffeeOrphan]

I always feel like a bull in a china shop at famcy sushi restaurants

[Jon L @CoffeeOrphan]

“I’m either going to love you or hate you by the end of tonight”

-Freddy (this Wedding’s bartender to me)

[Jon L @CoffeeOrphan]

How I feel today at this wedding and sharing a hotel with my gf-
When I know I have Resident Evil 9 Requiem waiting for me at home

[Jon L @CoffeeOrphan]

@BelaVoid Did you vent to your younger brother? Mines does the same thing

[Jon L @CoffeeOrphan]

Eczema flared up from the dry cold so bad that people think i’m 50 yrs old cause at a short distance, it instead looks like heavy wrinkles

[Jon L @CoffeeOrphan]

He’s out there

His distance away from me no longer constant-
but an unkowable “next borough or around the block”

Would he strike?
Will he strike?
When will he strike?

[Tashy McTashface @TashP351]

According to my skin, hair & lips and hands, I am doing Dry January.

[Jon L @CoffeeOrphan]

A box’s corner fell onto my front neck so hard and deep that I had a gag reflex

And here I thought that i’d gotten rid of it

[Jon L @CoffeeOrphan]

@belabunni Friend of a friend is good enough, let’s the 3 of us get together sometime. I know this other one who’s 196 proof.