Coffee Otis

Coffee Otis - Sport. Music. Life. Observations and essays from an underqualified author, but a self-diagnosed ripper bloke.

[Coffee Otis @Coffee_Otis]

Coffee Otis.

Sport. Music. Life.

Written by a bloke who got sick of arguing with himself.

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@KevinSellers19 @NBARewinds Outside the well structured arguments centred around calling me a retard, your MJ defensive seasons line up almost perfectly with the age/years you reckon LeBron played D.

Almost like guarding the youngest, fastest, most athletic people on Earth gets harder when you get older.

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@KevinSellers19 @NBARewinds What's the folder on your computer called where you keep all these graphics? “This'll teach em”?

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@KevinSellers19 @NBARewinds Just had a quick scroll through the profile and realised where this heat is coming from.

Just so it's clear, I'm an MJ guy. I just don't think propping one guy up means you have to tear someone else down.

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@KevinSellers19 @NBARewinds Wowee. Just talking about a guy putting up a 50 piece to nearly beat the greatest basketball team of all time, my guy.

Not sure how you reverse engineer that to say I don't watch or know ball.

Cool graphic though. The digital team clearly has a high budget.

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Coffee Otis is officially requesting a throwback to the Channel 10 days where a 5 minute warning would tick over, and suddenly count up in game time, rather than down in game time left.

Can you imagine last nights chaos with an extra element of absolute blindness?

Yes please.

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@rohan_connolly Fantastic, insightful reply! You seem like a good time.

Anyway, while you're here, have a read of this. Might bring a little joy into your day.

https://t.co/t05kac3msu

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@rohan_connolly I'd probably scrub out the email address on the computer pal!

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Not tonight Collingwood!

https://t.co/t05kac3msu

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@Sammy__Edmund How fucking good from the Garf!

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@AFLUnfilterated I was just waiting for them to kick a goal after the siren to blow the number one pick. Although Merritt costing us the pick in his last game for the club would have been a chef's kiss.

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@rohan_connolly It's why I found it so funny when we sacked Scott. People thought we could get the new coach rub, and instead it became clear that our list is actually just shit.

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@FOXFOOTY @davidking34 Surely how easily Cupido turned Hodgey inside out gets a mention as well.

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@1116sen Bit stiff to expect Geelong to start making a charge with a bye round.

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@FOXFOOTY And yet, much like the Philadelphia 76ers, they're still the undisputed heavyweight champions of losing games in utterly ridiculous circumstances while somehow winning games they had absolutely no business winning.

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@indyhomer @AFLcomau @CalTwomey @gettable_afl You clearly don't know the power of leaving Essendon. I guarantee full health for whichever club he leaves for.

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@DwaynesWorldSEN @tobinbrothers

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@UofBasketball If I was WAY better at basketball, I'd be in the league!

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@ZachLowe_NBA It's also a better on Rick Carlisle. That guy gets his team ready to go outside of last season. Dating back to supposedly throwaway seasons for Dallas, the guy is ready.