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huh. guess this is the end for humanity.

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isn't a bean bag just a boneless sofa?

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tfw you get out of the shower and start wiping your face with a towel and you think to yourself "isn't this the side i wiped my crotch with"

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too bad it doesn't work like that.

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i'm at a friends' rn and he was walking to the fridge and suddenly fell down so i turned to his mom and said 'i think your dog has autism'

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it deosn't mttaer inwaht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae

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everyone says there is a skeleton inside of you. but really, aren't you inside your skeleton? you are a brain.

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do you think god stays in heaven because he too, lives in fear of what he's created?

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i hope humanity dies out

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the day that a pill that can instantly put you to sleep forever will be the day i will bust all my money on that exact drug

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two autistic kids fighting eachother
#Explain2016DebateIn5Words

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i wonder if i have drank milk from the same cow

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anyone else want to die but not so much whereas you want to kys but if you like get shot you'll just sit there and let it happen? -m

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hey, we're the queers running @Coffeeons,
vape (no tag)
tucker (t)
mez (m)
idontwannasharemyrealname (.)

hopefully our twts make you suffer

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#ExplainHumanityInOnePic -t

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luck is like a random crit chance with a long ass cooldown -m

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you can't escape from shapes, they're everywhere. you know what else you can't escape? the reality of our miserable lives 🙃

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have you ever thought about the existence of shapes? like they're things that you put shit in and take shit out. like thats spooky right?

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weekdays - too much work
weekends - nothing to do
thanks life.

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i get mildly excited for the weekend but when it comes around i'm laying there in bed with nothing to do for like the whole day

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some kid in honors lit and comp asked out of nowhere 'why is abbreviated such a long word?' and it had me questioning my life the whole day