In an interview:
Guy: "So what makes you different than other students at Tech?"
Me: "I'm below average"
Guy and 5 other people die laughing while I die inside
*eating Captain Crunch in bed
Jack: “Will you please stop eating cereal so we can talk”
Me:”I AM HUNGRY”
Jack:”I can hear that you are not eating a reasonable amount. You have at least 6 spoonfuls in your mouth right now.”