Thomas Coffing 🤘🏽

Life is a lot like a sandwich; no matter how you flip it bread always comes first. #HookEm snap-coffingthomas

[Thomas Coffing 🤘🏽 @CoffingThomas]

Me when it comes to everything I deal with in life https://t.co/m2pUxA9QLv

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

I'm gonna make this way harder than it needs to be.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

To be truly fluent in English,
you must know your shits

Part 2

Dogshit: Very poor quality
Bullshit: Not true
Horseshit: Nonsense
Apeshit: Rambunctious
Batshit: Insane
Chickenshit: Cowardly
Ratshit: Poor quality
No shit: Obviously
Holy shit: Unbelievable
Hot shit: Very good
Dipshit: Total dumbass
Tuff shit: Take it or leave it
Jack shit: Nothing
The shit: Perfection
Deep shit: Big trouble
Shitfaced: Drunk
Shitstorm: Chaos
Piece of shit: Lousy person/thing
Full of shit: Lying
Shit-ton: Huge amount
Shithead: Jerk
Shithole: Terrible place
Brick shithouse: Curvy/voluptuous
No shit, Sherlock: Sarcastic obvious
Don’t give a shit: Don’t care
Shit happens: Oh well
I shit you not: Truth
Shit stirrer: Drama starter
The shits: Diarrhea
Good shit: Excellent
Crock of shit: Nonsense
Shit sandwich: Bad situation

[Thomas Coffing 🤘🏽 @CoffingThomas]

Which character was most annoying? #netflix #ozark #breakingbad #poll

[Thomas Coffing 🤘🏽 @CoffingThomas]

STRAP THE ROCKET TO OBA

[Thomas Coffing 🤘🏽 @CoffingThomas]

Just finished thrash on Netflix and it’s hands down the worse shark movie ever made. It was so bad I couldn’t stop watching it.

[Texas Football @TexasFootball]

1 of 1 @ColinSimmons__

[Matt Rife @mattrife]

The Druski skit situation is funny to me. The skit is hilarious. People being offended need to grow up. BUT everyone defending the skit also needs to keep this same energy about aaalllllllll comedy. Don’t go crying next time a bit upsets you personally. If jokes shake you to your soul SO deeply, consider that you may be an emotionally underdeveloped human, not fit for this life. The world needs comedy ❤️

[DRUSKI @druski]

How Conservative Women in America act 😂🇺🇸

[Thomas Coffing 🤘🏽 @CoffingThomas]

@MattCouture5 He never said a name though 🧐

[Thomas Coffing 🤘🏽 @CoffingThomas]

@ClayTravis He’s a comedian and he’s also not wrong lol

[Thomas Coffing 🤘🏽 @CoffingThomas]

@WrestleOps @BodyslamNet Thank god

[Thomas Coffing 🤘🏽 @CoffingThomas]

@left2reigns Need Jevon Evans in it

[Shawn Ryan @ShawnRyan762]

🚨IMMEDIATE RELEASE🚨
I Am Being Threatened For Protecting Children...

If you would like to read both letters yourself, you can do so here:
https://t.co/2n8YmJ9uRu

[Thomas Coffing 🤘🏽 @CoffingThomas]

@WrestleFeatres @triplek 8th times he’s said it since summer slam

[David Asman @DavidAsmanfox]

Joey Jones brilliantly lays out the facts in the Minnesota shooting...just the facts, without the political BS.
If there's anybody else in the room when Pres Trump and Gov Walz meet...it should be Joey.

[Thomas Coffing 🤘🏽 @CoffingThomas]

WE GOT A WAR #UFC324

[Thomas Coffing 🤘🏽 @CoffingThomas]

So do we not get to see walkouts anymore? #UFC324

[Thomas Coffing 🤘🏽 @CoffingThomas]

#UFC324 main card now starting at 9PM is absolutely incredible

[Thomas Coffing 🤘🏽 @CoffingThomas]

@stats_feed *looks for homes on Zillow in Montana*

[Thomas Coffing 🤘🏽 @CoffingThomas]

Words can’t describe how disappointed I am in landman season 2 I was hoping episode 9 would have picked it up to build towards season 3 but that’s not the case 🥀
#landman

[Thomas Coffing 🤘🏽 @CoffingThomas]

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