Cognitive_Alchemist💯

Real moment, Real stories, Collecting stories from ordinary days , I share what happens - the funny, messy, unexpected parts of life (Anecdotal lifestyle✨)

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It's a fact that most women you started life with, will do better than you between the ages of 22-32.

This is because most, will end up marrying men much older than you are & have found their balance in life.

But you'll catch up and sometimes, outshine them.

Na person wey

[Cognitive_Alchemist💯 @CogAlchemists]

So about the tweet I tweeted last week, I guess that’s my language 😂

I was about entering my house this evening and my landlady dog that made us habe issues the last week bit me, obviously they got a chain, the dog was there about. Somehow the dog broke the chain and finally bit me.

After the whole biting, what I heard was “hey sorry, this one” and she was just looking at me.

I was like, if I talk now, you guys will say I’m a bad person. If I react now, same thing.

My friend was with me and he just charged. Went to carry cutlass, he wanted to kill the dog before someone had to barricade him.

But in my mind, tomorrow I’m going to report this thing to the police. I will bring previous evidences of people that have been there and witnessed how aggressive this dog can be. They have to look into this thing.

Because what if it was inside the compound and it was a child?

I’m not even scared of my fellow human being, na dog I’m scared of. 😂

Like who does that?

This dog has already bitten me now. I’ll go and treat myself, do my thing and everything. I don’t even care about their money or anything.

But this thing has to be addressed because this is getting out of hand.

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The day before yesterday, I got back from work around 6–7 p.m. As I approached the house, the two dogs belonging to our landlady suddenly came after me and attempted to bite me. These dogs are known to be aggressive and have attacked people before.

Thankfully, they didn’t manage to bite me because the landlady quickly called them back. I went into my room, thinking that was the end of the matter. However, I later heard them laughing about what had happened, which honestly upset me because I felt they were making light of a situation that could have resulted in serious injury.

I went outside and firmly told the landlady that she needs to properly restrain and control her dogs. I also made it clear that if the dogs continue to attack or endanger me, I will take whatever lawful steps are necessary to protect myself.

Was my reaction justified? I believe I had every right to be angry, but perhaps the way I expressed it could have been handled better.

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@wunmisznn So you-know

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@CrickGirl_ Nigeria

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@Ewatomiby Asap, as soon as you man up ,them go say he his non-challant

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@ultimate_kombo I wonder how this guy literally think , like wtf is going on in your head ,do you think before you type or the other way round

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@wunmisznn If you like die , another man go use him small.penis scatter wetin you wan kill your self for ,

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@JudeHeavenly Their height is on airplane mode, it never took off. 😂”

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@JudeHeavenly They won't, not in the next 10years

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@Amy_beke Like you even have to offer in d first place

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@dianakpp Be more explicit

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@teetalksunited You're not supposed to do this video cos literally the club you support can't lace their boots 🙄

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"Manchester united is considered a small club", do you know what it takes to live on past glory

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What is the real reason behind 419 ,that it holds its significant to scam

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I had an indept conversation with some friends not quite long and I can say for a fact Peter obi will not win next year election

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Dinner is served 😋 👌

My doc told me to eat healthy

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@AskEmmy0 True. And a person who only checks on you when the alert is coming is not visiting. They are collecting.

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@Fikarnot_Aditi You are not a girlfriend. You are staff. Ask yourself if he would do the same if the salary reversed.

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@egi_nupe A man that never spends on himself will still be called stingy. Empty yourself and they will still ask for more.

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@official_Gegeh We turned everything into content and money, then we act shocked when love also has a price list.