it’s brittany bitch

great at tweeting, bad at texting. tr🩷

[Donhammed Trumpistan @TheRealDon85]

Shout out to Charlie Kirk for finally not saying anything racist on Juneteenth. What a turning point

[it’s brittany bitch @CoggieB]

Juan Soto is over paid/over rated and David Sterns ruined the team

[Laza🇨🇴 @Laza_Bautista]

The New York Mets are 3-1.

[it’s brittany bitch @CoggieB]

I miss going out on NYE

[it’s brittany bitch @CoggieB]

This feels worse than blink-182 breaking up

[it’s brittany bitch @CoggieB]

Good morning to everyone except David Stearns and Steve Cohen

[it’s brittany bitch @CoggieB]

@haushinkaisdead So much 😭😭

[it’s brittany bitch @CoggieB]

go fuck yourself david stearns

[New York Mets @Mets]

Thank you, Pete.

[casey at the bat🏀🏆 CHAMPS @thebenchesclear]

rotation $200
bullpen $150
infielders $800
juan soto $51,000,000
outfielders $150
someone who is good at roster management please help me budget this. my team is dying

[All MetsTweets @AllMetsTweets]

Alonso will basically be the same age as Semien is now when his 5-year contract is up. We just traded for Semien. So Semien can be productive in his age 35 season but Pete can’t. Got it.

[it’s brittany bitch @CoggieB]

Fuck off

[New York Mets @Mets]

2026 Spring Training tickets are on sale now 🌴

🎟️👉 https://t.co/jVauXO7pPo

[it’s brittany bitch @CoggieB]

This makes me absolutely sick to my stomach

[James Nolan @JamesNolanFS]

The guy who let up the home run got $51M from the Mets, the guy who hit the home run didn't even get an offer.

[it’s brittany bitch @CoggieB]

I had jury duty yesterday and it’s good they didn’t pick me because I am a yapper, I would have shared all the juicy details

[𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚 ☢ @King_Sukunaaa]

seeing glitter graphics like this in 2024 is like seeing a cave painting…lost art form 💕

[insane genius @bitchwife420]

Pardon me while I sob uncontrollably

[it’s brittany bitch @CoggieB]

RFK was definitely the Tylenol murderer back in the 80’s

[it’s brittany bitch @CoggieB]

If anyone is selling a ga ticket for bayside at the paramount show lmk 🙂‍↕️

[it’s brittany bitch @CoggieB]

I can’t believe the other guy from turning point died from covid…. I bet he was against mask mandates and vaccines