Nim Chimpsky

I'm a primate who structures syntax into 280 character locutions. Views are your own. RT's are endorphins~

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colorless green ideas sleep furiously my ass!!!

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@TheoVon That natural threesome

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Thos Moser

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@TheLaughFactory @chrisdelia @nealbrennan @lizvig Chris: Have a good set man!
Neal: I could fit my head inside your head

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@jamiekilstein @SecretMovesMMA @JESnowden Yes, little tiny man rage. #quicktwitch

[Virgil Texas @virgiltexas]

this is some world class salesmanship

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@HollySharp1111 @weztex Actually, you believe in a skydaddy and elected a game show host to rule the world’s most powerful military... dumb is an understatement where you’re concerned...you bumbling faith-based imbecile!!!

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@HollySharp1111 you STILL have a Liberian flag in your profile, not Murica!!!
#morans

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@CassandraRules Funny watching this lefty🌀righty squirm in and amongst the various petards she’s foisted herself upon~

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We’ve resorted to insults at whole countries now have we?!

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Hole Foods #TrumpGroceryStores

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Follow me into this empty chasm that is the future of America...

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Dear god!
The account of @weztex was created on Wednesday 11 Feb 2009, 04:48 local time, and has userid 20,581,185 https://t.co/ujkGWLLPDd

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Death of Common Sense Will Spell the End of Free Societies. | Psychology Today https://t.co/9ZX9Qmgu50

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How I Serve at Fort Bragg: Parachute Riggers https://t.co/JEngtKqQei

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@billburr read em and weep https://t.co/13aaN8O8SL

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Employees at company in Wisconsin have microchips voluntarily implanted in their hands to enter office, buy snacks. https://t.co/TAd7su4lon