Brandon Williams

he/him more of a reader than a tweeter

[Brandon Williams @Cogitobsw]

@AGretz And yet you’re still watching. Those aren’t for you. Your eyes are a given.

[Brandon Williams @Cogitobsw]

FWIW Just because it’s a service dog used by a visually impaired person does not mean its necessarily a “seeing eye” dog. My dad is visually impaired and had a service dog that performed other tasks. “Visually impaired” is a complicated designation as vision level is a spectrum

[Adam Gretz @AGretz]

Almost certain this is a seeing eye dog of some sort because the dude with this dog is wearing dark glasses and has a sign over the railing called "blind Mans cove." No joke.

[Brandon Williams @Cogitobsw]

@AGretz And a poor defense behind him

[Brandon Williams @Cogitobsw]

@AGretz People are quiet, but they’re paying attention.

[Brandon Williams @Cogitobsw]

lol. “funniest” is one way to describe it.

[Adam Gretz @AGretz]

Oneil Cruz just hit the funniest home run I have seen all season. He doinked it off the *top* of the foul pole.

[Brandon Williams @Cogitobsw]

@AGretz

[Brandon Williams @Cogitobsw]

@AGretz At an Altoona Curve game I was standing at the railing on the concourse behind a row of seats. As the foul ball came to me I saw the kid in the seat in front of me with his glove and pulled back. Hit the heel of his glove, bounced off his face and someone else got it.

[Adam Gretz @AGretz]

Getting ahead of this before the result but 3-on-3 to decide a game like this is a sports travesty. Insanely stupid.

[Buffalo Spurs @buffalospurs]

This Gold Medal game straight into a North London Derby.

[Alasdair Gold @AlasdairGold]

Dominic Solanke involved with the team in training again. He posted on Instagram: "Still alive."

[Brandon Williams @Cogitobsw]

@realDonaldTrump posted this before he realized they don’t actually kiss #homoerotic #hot #guyonguyaction

[Brandon Williams @Cogitobsw]

@AwesomeKevinO Saw him do a standup set in Harrisburg about a dozen years ago. He was horrible. He kept referencing that he was in Cleveland, berated fans who wanted to hear the Lady’s man, and at the end pretty much was hitting up the crowd for someone to give him some weed.

[Brandon Williams @Cogitobsw]

@AGretz Try Middletown next time. 15 minutes further than Harrisburg, but tons of free parking.

[Brandon Williams @Cogitobsw]

@HbgSenators quick question for you? How many players does a team field? 😂😅

[Brandon Williams @Cogitobsw]

@SenatorPattyKim It marks five months . . . The beginning of your sixth month.

[Brandon Williams @Cogitobsw]

@AGretz Jack Wilson dove too much. 😂

[Brandon Williams @Cogitobsw]

@AGretz Now's the time to promote your substack!

[Brandon Williams @Cogitobsw]

@AGretz Parsons is from Harrisburg. He grew up an Eagles fan.

[Brandon Williams @Cogitobsw]

Doh! I literally just searched for you and you didn’t come up

[Alasdair Gold @AlasdairGold]

@Cogitobsw @SDSpurs You didn't look very hard then.

[Brandon Williams @Cogitobsw]

@SDSpurs Not @AlasdairGold unfortunately.