The Kipnis Group

South Florida RE | Commercial & Residential | TikTok: @thekipnisgroup | IG: @thekipnisgroup

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Meet The Cohen Collective — basically The Avengers but with real estate licenses.
We won’t save the world, but we WILL save you from bad deals.
#FloridaRealEstate

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2026 buyer hack:
Shop now before everyone remembers they want a house.
#HomeBuying #thecohencollective

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2026 goal:
Buy a house.
2026 reality:
Obsessively refreshing Zillow at 2am.
#RealEstateHumor #Thecohencollective

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New year market predictions:
Experts yelling.
Buyers confused.
Realtors calmly watching data.
#HousingMarket #MarketOutlook #2025RealEstate #FloridaMarket #thecohencollective

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🚨 NEW LISTING IN EAST BOCA RATON! 🚨
A rare Boca find offering modern comfort just minutes from the beaches, Mizner Park, FAU, and top local amenities. (Plus NO HOA 😏)
* 5-bed, 3-bath + office
* +2300 sq ft
* 9000 sq ft lot
DM to Schedule a private showing or contact Aaron K

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🏡 OPEN HOUSE
📍 Boca Raton | NO HOA
🛏 5 Bed | 🛁 3 Bath | 2,367 SQFT
📆 Sat & Sun | 11–1 PM
💰 $820,000

Beautifully remodeled, minutes from FAU, Mizner Park & the beach.
Come see it in person this weekend.

DM for details. #openhouse #thecohencollective

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New year thought that hits hard:
“Do I actually like where I live?”
#NewYearReflections #thecohencollective

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January goals:
“I’ll be intentional.”
Reality: aggressively browsing listings at 1am
#NewYearMood #thecohencollective

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New Year’s resolution:
“Get my life together.”
Also me: opens Zillow at 12:01am
#NewYearEnergy #NewYearNewGoals #2025Goals #FloridaRealEstate #FreshStart #NewBeginnings #SouthFloridaLiving #RealEstatePlanning #TheCohenCollective

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Everyone waiting for the “perfect” market while Zillow notifications are ruining their mental health.
#RealEstateHumor #SouthFloridaRealEstate #FloridaRealEstate #MiamiRealEstate #MarketUpdate #RealEstateAdvice #FloridaHomes #HomeBuyers #HomeSellers #TheCohenCollective

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Florida investors be like:
“Another one.”
#InvestingHumor
#RealEstateInvesting #FloridaInvesting #RentalProperty #PassiveIncome #InvestmentProperty #FloridaRealEstate #TheCohenCollective

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Sellers: “Why isn’t my house selling?”
Also sellers: Prices it like it’s a museum artifact.
#SellerProblems #HomeSelling #FloridaSellers #RealEstateAdvice #SellYourHome #PricingStrategy #FloridaRealEstate #ListingAgent #TheCohenCollective

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Ask us anything.
Yes, even “why are HOA fees so emotional.”
#RealEstateQuestions
#AskARealtor #RealEstateQuestions #FloridaRealEstate #SouthFloridaLiving #TheCohenCollective

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Moving to Florida mistake #1:
Thinking all HOAs are the same.
They are NOT.
#RelocationLife
#RelocationTips #MoveToFlorida #FloridaLiving #SouthFloridaRealEstate #TheCohenCollective

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JUST LISTED 🏡✨
Welcome to 2202 S Cypress Bend Dr #101, Pompano Beach

This bright first-floor 2 bed, 2 bath condo features an updated kitchen and bathrooms, spacious layout, and access to incredible community amenities including a pool, fitness center, game room, and more.

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Builders be like:
“Incentives are generous.”
Also builders: hands you a 97-page contract.
#NewConstruction
#NewConstruction #FloridaHomes #RealEstateTips #HomeBuyers #SouthFloridaLiving #TheCohenCollective

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“It’s a slow market.”
Seller who priced their home like it’s beachfront (it’s not).
#RealEstateHumor
#HomeSelling #RealEstateAdvice #FloridaSellers #ListingTips #SouthFloridaRealEstate #TheCohenCollective

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Renting: “I love flexibility.”
Buying: “I love not having my rent raised because vibes.”
#RealEstateHumor
#RentVsBuy #HomeBuying #FloridaRealEstate #RealEstateTips #HouseHunting #SouthFloridaLiving #TheCohenCollective

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Miami: where the beach is peaceful, the nightlife is loud, and the rent is emotional.
#MiamiLife #MiamiBeach #SouthFloridaLiving #MoveToFlorida #MiamiLifestyle #FloridaRealtor #TheCohenCollective

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$500K in Florida:
A nice condo with a pool.
$500K in NYC:
A closet with a dream and some tears.
#RealEstateHumor #FloridaHomes #FloridaRealEstate #MiamiHomes #HouseHunting #RealEstateTips #MoveToFlorida #SouthFloridaLiving #TheCohenCollective

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Florida Sunday checklist:
☀ Sun
🌴 Palms
🍳 Brunch
😎 Regret from last night
📱 Pretending you’re not checking Zillow
#FloridaLife #FloridaLifestyle #SouthFloridaLiving #MiamiLife #BeachVibes #LiveInFlorida #MoveToFlorida #FloridaLiving #TheCohenCollective