Cohen King

Bad jokes and some political bs. Sometimes song lyrics.

[Cohen King @CohenKing]

@DoorDash Give me your job you fucking suck at it. All you need to do is shitpost and you can’t even do that

[Cohen King @CohenKing]

Born to play Rune Factory, Forced to party

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@THQNordic any idea if you’re fixing the sky in Kingdoms of Amalur re-reckoning on switch 2? It’s so so broken

Or maybe even a full switch 2 upgrade? :D

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@RealRaidenal @2gay2lift Go back to 4chan

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@Ubisoft @UbisoftMTL can we get a Rebel collection update for the Switch 2? I’d buy you flowers

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BROTHER my phone went nuts in my pocket today at work and it started playing fall out boy (???) right beside the client and I replied to people’s stories with complete nonsense??? I need new pockets man

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Just got chills to the ending harmonies in Behind these Hazel eyes. @kellyclarkson deserves to win some sort of televised singing contest

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My cat only likes me when my window’s open

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I believe in nothing now, so I don’t contradict myself

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There’s the most beautiful girl I have ever seen in my entire life on this beach but she’s Italian so I’m speed running Duolingo

[Cohen King @CohenKing]

Not worth.

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Sometimes it’s too easy to fall in love

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It was too cold to cry when I woke up alone

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Maybe hibernation is the answer

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Blahhhh

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What is the point

[toby ⭑ taub & kutner luvr .ᐟ @tboyhilson]

i lied. put your clothes back on. we’re going to watch all 8 seasons of house.

[Cohen King @CohenKing]

I fell a thousand feet and landed in my bed

Next time I’ll try to go higher and maybe I’ll land in yours instead

[stove dialer @nickhexum311]

HOLY DAMN HELL