O. Rod Hubbard

he/him. Miho Nonaka stan

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I just know a set of nail clippers hates to see me coming.

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Oneohtrix Point Never? I hardly know her!

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Prenuptial? How bout you prenup deez nuts!

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Feeling a little bit out of place (solo 28 y/o dressed up as a farmer at the Halloween Geese show Downtown) right now.

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I like to take my poops before security. That way I can go through the duty-free, doody-free.

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Thinking about the fact that, one day, I too could become the cocaine uncle.

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Ladies and Gentlemen,

coming to the stage next,

please show some love,

and let's hear it for,

the Cambrian explosiooooooooonnnnn!!!!!!

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Watching TV 📺 tired 🥱 bleeding 🩸🩸 on the bed 🛏️ the milk 🥛 has just ⏱️expired 🦠 all the leaves 🍃 are dead ☠️

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We don’t talk enough about how funny it is that someone named a planet after your anus. Like, that’s really funny.

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Svetlana ❤️ sucks lemons 🍋 across ↗️ from me 🙋‍♂️ and I am 👤 progressing 🏃‍♂️ abominably 😈⛄️👿

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I've got a cousin that's really in to collectibles and southeast asia; call him my labubu sepupu

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is thinking about the 2004 film Shark Tale

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My cuntry, tits of thee,
sweet bod of LITurgy

[Katya @katya_zamo]

This speech is longer and more painful than Emilia Perez

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“For Luca” I announce to myself, as I raise the churro I’m eating to the TV while watching the Oscars.

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and me?

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THEE best soy latte that you EVER had

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Fuck this fucking sucks (guy who just wanted Oscar noms video)

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My New Year's resolution is to say "this is going to ruin the tour" more often

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If anyone could please point me in the direction of a Queer (2024) Luca Guadagnino/One Of Your Girls (2023) Troye Sivan edit, that would be greatly appreciated. Thanks!