Jeanine Cohoon

I'm a 37 year old wife and mother with a fondness for chocolate and Moscato, and stage four brain and lymph cancer. This is my story.

[Jeanine Cohoon @CohoonJeanine]

Sent Supergirl off to school today. Shes my hero and reason for living ♡
Whos yours?
#foryourinformation
#dyingfasterthanyou
#EllenDegeneres
#getjeanineonellen

[Jeanine Cohoon @CohoonJeanine]

Hi twitter! Been quiet a while. Im back and bootstrapping my way up. Ive opened a session of ASK A CANCER PATIENT ANYTHING in the facebook group. Id like to welcome you as well. Hit me up!

[Jeanine Cohoon @CohoonJeanine]

Going in for my seventh round of chemo. Really getting tired of this shit and the shit that comes with it. Good news is i remembered my lidocaine, and i have the power of hate to sustain me.

[Jeanine Cohoon @CohoonJeanine]

@billydbeaver Oh dear lord . . . Should i roll in them first? I should roll in them first. For. Uh. Authenticity.

[Jeanine Cohoon @CohoonJeanine]

My favorite thing to do in the hospital is spa days.
#lookmanomoreroots
#mynursehelpedme
#hesaguysooo
#cancer
#cancergrad
#EllenDeGeneres
#getjeanineonellen

[Jeanine Cohoon @CohoonJeanine]

In the words of my Phoebe, "Oooohhhh Bunnieeeeees!"

[Jeanine Cohoon @CohoonJeanine]

Hello!!!
I'm currently in hospital for my sixth round of chemotherapy. Those of you... https://t.co/75xWiq7XsC

[Jeanine Cohoon @CohoonJeanine]

One of the difficult things about this study, and treatment in particular, is the l... https://t.co/75xWiq7XsC

[Jeanine Cohoon @CohoonJeanine]

Lets talk about . . .
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[Jeanine Cohoon @CohoonJeanine]

I miss making my own food, so i brought some! Meant to help with my vitamin crashes and weight loss. Butternut squash soup, spinach salad, with blackberries and dried fruit!

[Jeanine Cohoon @CohoonJeanine]

90s GIRLS REPRESENT! #wispies #90shair #dyingfasterthanyou #ellenshow #getjeanineonellen #cancergrad #anao

[Jeanine Cohoon @CohoonJeanine]

So. Bored.
#waiting
#yourroomisreadyjk
#dyingfasterthanyou
#cancergrad
#anao

[Jeanine Cohoon @CohoonJeanine]

@vinceconaway You operate like you were a well scheduled baby. They likely were good parents who kept all their kids on a schedule, which makes them operate like clockwork too.

[Jeanine Cohoon @CohoonJeanine]

I need to find a way to use this random super puffiness from steroids as a defensive trait. Like a frilled lizard, only in the belly and face instead of the neck.

[Jeanine Cohoon @CohoonJeanine]

Taking an hour to eat breakfast, due to social media distraction. . .
Spoiled housewife.

[Granny Beaver @billydbeaver]

Illustrations from ARJ Infusion Services coloring book, CAPTAIN CLOT!
I'm not sure anyone would snack on Pork Lumps, but I would probably buy a bag to get a better look.

[Jeanine Cohoon @CohoonJeanine]

Im ok being a pregnant kiwi at home.

[Jeanine Cohoon @CohoonJeanine]

Waiting to be admitted. Im kind of thirsty, but i know thatll be a rare sensation in a minute.

[Jeanine Cohoon @CohoonJeanine]

Trying to squeeze a last project before chemo.
#wellhavefun
#fuckits11
#dyingfasterthanyou

[Jeanine Cohoon @CohoonJeanine]

When morning steroid productivity kicks in. . . . FANCY JELLO MOLDS!!!!!