Doctor Cocktopus

Box chair ΦΚΘ 2004-current | Pledgemaster 2006-08 | Certified Professional

[Teej 🇲🇲 🌸 #VanFC @CASUALUFCFAN]

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[THE MMA GURU @THATBOYMMAGURU]

Hey @danawhite I know you're probably busy playing baccarat and idk if you've noticed but this fight card is in 13 days time

Fix it immediately or IGBBMN

[Elvis Sinosickk @ElvisSinosickk]

Don’t you ever do some dumb shit like this again Volk

[Super Fan🇮🇪 @McGregorRousey2]

Magomed Ankalaev main event this week https://t.co/bGi8EamvFT

[Chance “The Send” Grant @ChanceGrant23]

Derrick Lewis when the fight doesn’t end after a minute #MyBallsWasHot @HubieDavisReal

[Greg @xxGregTheLegxx]

GAY SON GAY SON GAY SON GAY SON GAY SON GAY SON GAY SON GAY SON GAY SON GAY SON.

[Hank @hennycamenzyn]

Your roomate coming home this afternoon to tell you about KU Hawktini girl

[Nick “The Problem” Kerr @hail_dawgs]

No one in my Calculus 3 class knows I am 4 beers deep

[Dave “cup” blunts @davidwitthecup]

Paul rabil?

[Holden Tudix @Tudixpix]

Classic example of the lights being too bright. #virgin #highschoolhero

[Doctor Cocktopus @CoinCollector74]

@RonAnders15673 Can she squirt from a moving target?

[Ron “Guard Dawg” Anders @RonAnders15673]

Kids that rep PM from tj maxx #twinkerbell #retire

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@RonAnders15673 Yeah he definitely fucks

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I think your curtains are fine bro #phag #shewontletyouhit #shegoin #bouse

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@DTuggerson69 This is fucking distrusting

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@TheJimCrow69 Bud light eh didn’t know you were a homosexual

[Doctor Cocktopus @CoinCollector74]

What the fuck is an oiler #usa #fuckcanada

[Doctor Cocktopus @CoinCollector74]

I’ve never felt this good in my life

[Doctor Cocktopus @CoinCollector74]

Jobs bro…

[Doctor Cocktopus @CoinCollector74]

Kevoinna lets fucking ride need my wings asap #weekendeve #expand #lank