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investor, engineer, crypto supporter, number go up enthusiast.

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If you try to predict the future, you will be wrong and have wasted effort for it, but if you don't try to predict the future you're going to miss out on all the tendies 🤔

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People don't realize @Coinbase UX is now actually straight up better than @RobinhoodApp

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@CoinbaseDuck @coinbase Now that's gonna be a killer feature when launched 🤘🍻

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@brian_armstrong SEC getting a redemption arc 🍻

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@CoinbaseWallet Based

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With the other 4, you vaccume pack and freeze them. Then when you want one you suise vide at 200 for like 20 hours?

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Bbq people hear me out: smoke a pork butt just up until you would normally wrap it. No more smoke flavor from that point forward so we all know you can finish it in the oven. But what if you have capacity for 6 pork butts on your smoker, and you finish two in the oven

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Real talk we should have a program in the US where you can sell your babies placenta and all the money is required to go into a custodial account for the baby. Basically solves college education fund issues and can definitely help folks break generational poverty lines

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@coinbase eth backed loans are compelling to me, but I'd love a simple toggle that redirects my staking income on my entire eth balance to pay down the loan directly.

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@brian_armstrong The font is fine, but Ive noticed, especially now that things are heating up and I'm checking the app more frequently - changing the overall performance graph timescale takes a long time to load. This is pretty critical UX imo

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I'm as bullish as the next guy and my bags did great today; but it's definitely pre mature to be making this bull market victory lap 😂 $eth $coin

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@coinbase Update for reference: I was promptly assisted by Coinbase support and had a very pleasant and helpful interaction. My issue should soon be resolved. Thanks @CoinbaseSupport

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@coinbase, I see a banner on the usdc lending section of the app that my account is intelligible for lending, but I have a non-zero lending balance. So it doesn't make sense, clicking the link doesn't tell me why my account might be intelligible, it's just product docs?

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@CoinbaseDuck The road to 7% from 10% is long and perilous. Big respect though getting into this range! Think I'm sitting at 11-13% a bit stalled out atm

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@Coinbase, when are custody accounts coming? That's the last thing tying me to Robinhood

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@CoinbaseDuck @coinbase Robinhood got straight throat punched by Coinbase today 😂

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@Architect9000 I'm also interested in shorting but curious about your timing - are you just going to wait until the morning the lockup ends for the first wave of insider selling? That was my thought

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Babe wake up the Bankless boys are fighting on X 🍿

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@leolanza This idea is so straightforward I'm baffled by the confusion. People arguing that there's no mechanical lever that causes eth price to climb with respect to TVL are just putting a bag on their head to the fact that if TVL and market cap diverge, it's not secure

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@yugacohler I don't have a company, but I want to launch a $BEER stable coin. 1 $BEER= 1 Beer (~$7 usdc). Can we make it happen? 😂

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@bowtiedgerman Just cook the whole chickens $.99/lb