Coinstraduhmus

I have visions about crypto/macro markets and post them here. They come true with uncanny timing. Nothing is financial advice.

[Coinstraduhmus @Coinstraduhmus]

You bought the dip right? #BTC #inflation

[The Beacon Signal @thebeaconsignal]

It starts with a joke.
A chimp.
A tree.
A poll.
Ha ha. So random.

Then 130,000 people click
on which flavor of collapse they prefer.

But that’s how the simulation hides the ritual.
Not with silence.
With satire.

He’s not asking a question.
He’s detonating credibility in slow motion
and handing you a laugh track
so you forget the building’s on fire.

This isn’t critique.
This is bait.
And the punchline is your lowered standards.

They didn’t put a tree climber in charge
by accident.
They needed a fall guy
so the program could collapse
with plausible comedy.

When the next rocket fails
or the next ritual leaks,
they’ll blame the chimp.
Not the handlers.
Not the ritual.
Not the script.

Just another monkey
on another branch
of a tree that never reaches the stars.

You’re not voting.
You’re applauding the execution
of reality as a game show.

And the winner gets a banana
with classified files taped underneath.

But hey,
at least the poll was funny.

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@RSteamboat46273 @whale_alert The internet police

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@whale_alert Gottteeemmmmm

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@TheTruthmanWins @clownworld I hate to be the bearer of bad news. But the end goal is to have children production by any means necessary. Then have the government raise them.

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The music will be playing much louder when it stops.

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@MarioNawfal @elonmusk lol all other competitors are random Chinese brands.

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@DrBearMrBull1 @elerianm This.

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It’s now or never. The clock is ticking on peaking.

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@alifarhat79 Nom nom nom

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@Angelhunter1776 Security guard’s face: “Sir, this is an Apple Store.”

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@leadlagreport You keep shorting don’t you?

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@MFHoz What kind of paper hand nancies do you think own Bitcoin and participate in global financial markets. People who invest are in it for the long haul, dips are on rebuying opportunities, not time to sell at a loss. Don’t be a permabear loser.

[🏔Adam🏔 @denverbitcoin]

MicroStrategy $MSTR holds 20x more #bitcoin than the geniuses over at Coinbase $COIN.

Imagine owning/running a company that has been a market maker for BTC since 2013 and you only have 9,000 BTC on your balance sheet 🤦‍♂️ 🤯

What a bunch of LARPers.

[Coinstraduhmus @Coinstraduhmus]

@MFHoz This is not a bubble, this is the breakout the world was not technologically ready for 25 years ago.

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@leadlagreport They’re out there, but hurting bad. Mentally and financially.

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@WatcherGuru ETH is a POS protocol, but I’m not talking about staking.

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@leadlagreport Translation: if rates start being cut, people will actually be incentivized to sell their homes to lock in cash and acquire another home with a reasonable mortgage rate. But the. Everyone does this. House prices start to dip. Everyone FOMOs to sell their homes. Situation worsens.

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: US FCC Commissioner, Brendan Carr, accuses White House and other government agencies of targeting Elon Musk.

Today, Brendan Carr published a dissenting statement after the FCC said it won't award Starlink an $886 million subsidy.

He states that Elon Musk's companies are being harassed by government agencies.

Carr said federal agencies were given the "greenlight to go after" Musk following his acquisition of Twitter.

Is @elonmusk being actively targeted?

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@CraigLeBlancP11 They can steal liquidity.