*complete silence in Uber while G has been staring at his phone for 20 straight minutes*
Gilinsky: dude what the fuck!
Me: what’s wrong?
G: I coulda sworn the Galapagos turtle was the longest living mammal, but I guess it’s actually the Bowhead whale! 210 years. Shits crazy!
Women are beyond beautiful. All these headlines in the entertainment industry lately makes me sick to my stomach. If it weren’t for women NONE of us would exist, people do realize this right? Treat them with respect for fucks sake 🙄😤