MoRackzDenWalmart

[MoRackzDenWalmart @ColBroChillGnar]

keep typing the word to see if autocomplete gets it

[SED @cheeS_Danish]

There's nothing worse than a shower with bullshit water pressure. A light drizzle isn't gonna get the damn shampoo out of my hair ya know

[MoRackzDenWalmart @ColBroChillGnar]

@cheeS_Danish i feel ya

[MoRackzDenWalmart @ColBroChillGnar]

idk man this global warming does have its perks

[MoRackzDenWalmart @ColBroChillGnar]

is this lady seriously writing a check at the grocery store #wtf

[MoRackzDenWalmart @ColBroChillGnar]

ok so i take a right at burger king go down the hill take a left and its a mile down on the right? maybe ill just ask google maps...

[MoRackzDenWalmart @ColBroChillGnar]

i hope we have fusion energy before i die

[MoRackzDenWalmart @ColBroChillGnar]

thank god that viagra finally wore off

[The Atlantic @TheAtlantic]

How the broken media helped break the government http://t.co/s7ShJnR5Er

[SED @cheeS_Danish]

I am BLIND without my contacts/glasses. Thank God that shit was invented

[MoRackzDenWalmart @ColBroChillGnar]

currently making my post it notes into an accordion

[MoRackzDenWalmart @ColBroChillGnar]

dont be a road whore. move over to the right lane.

[MoRackzDenWalmart @ColBroChillGnar]

it would be so much easier to blaze if cars had autopilot

[MoRackzDenWalmart @ColBroChillGnar]

i dont think i will ever master navigating the grocery store

[MoRackzDenWalmart @ColBroChillGnar]

and bernanke keeps the dope flowing

[MoRackzDenWalmart @ColBroChillGnar]

@RebeccaCaitlynn so sorry for your loss

[MoRackzDenWalmart @ColBroChillGnar]

in bed bath and beyond trying to find the beyond

[MoRackzDenWalmart @ColBroChillGnar]

@andrew_salerno welcome to college

[Dr. Steve Brule @_Steve_Brule]

Here's a joke a good morning joke are you ready? What did the- why'd the fish a get arrested? Because ya Dingus he had a lots of Seaweed.

[MoRackzDenWalmart @ColBroChillGnar]

sometimes i really struggle to remain professional/mature at work