Colonel Bustard

The world calls for shitposting, and we answer. No greater good. No just cause.

[Solzhenixon @sardonic_greek]

“I contemplate Augustus Gloop, the moment in the chocolate river… the idea of allowing your own chocolatification”

[ainsley 🏳️‍⚧️ @witchwounds]

(feeling the rush) yeah. its alright.

serial killer friend, disappointed: and the freedom? the power? the release?

(shrug) i guess.

[ms wiener mcgee @fartbuttsex30]

of course i cum fast, we’re fucking on stolen land

[Eternally Yui @EternallyYuiful]

@ViolentSperg Someone call?

[bone @boneGPT]

Peptide Gooner (SAD GOY EXTENDED REMIX)

[d4rkr34p3r666 @reimufan099]

When the mommy’s good boy asmr f4m roleplay starts talking about her “playing with your hair” like you aren’t sitting at a cool Norwood 67 and it’s all just table scraps up top so the immersion is highkirkenuinely ruined

[Billy Bailey @BillyJimBailey]

Will Stancil Nigga

[Colonel Bustard @ColBustard]

Elrond: “long has it been since the days when the fair folk of Keebler have forged sweets. i fear that which was fudged is now broken and the ovens of the hollow tree have grown cold. This potlock can expect no aid from their quarter”

[corb @awshuqs]

[four little monkeys]: who knew jumping on a bed could be this fun?

[the fifth little monkey]:

[NRM84 @Mappy6984]

Seems like a war crime

[PsyopAnime @PsyopAnime]

your RAM is 3x the price because of this

[癒しのお届け便 📦【動物】 @Bakutan_bot1]

反応が面白すぎて何度も見てる

[Colonel Bustard @ColBustard]

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