Col. Hanford L. Gordon

I allow my faithful scribe Elyse to channel my words. I'm a prolific poet. I write in the Lakota dialect. Google me!

[Col. Hanford L. Gordon @ColHLGordon]

"Dinner. The best hour for dinner is when you are hungry."-- HLG

[Col. Hanford L. Gordon @ColHLGordon]

In my day, you became a lawyer through apprenticeship and study. That's exactly what I did.

[Col. Hanford L. Gordon @ColHLGordon]

I'm quite young in this profile picture.

[Col. Hanford L. Gordon @ColHLGordon]

I'm quite illustrious. A Renaissance Man of the Civil War Era. #googleme

[Col. Hanford L. Gordon @ColHLGordon]

Laconic of the day: "Babble. Care little for the babble of Babylon, care for what truth can say. Let the babbler babble."-- HLG

[Col. Hanford L. Gordon @ColHLGordon]

My laconic for today: "Our appetites are for use, not for abuse. Everything has it's use and abuse."-- HLG

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Cases in point Elyse's (my spokesperson/great-great granddaughter) step-bro Brad (Dec 27) & step-dad Bill (Jan 2)

[Col. Hanford L. Gordon @ColHLGordon]

Everyone forgot my birthday, December 30. Oh, well, I suppose that just happens when you have a birthday near the holidays.

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Oh my. Appreciate longtime follower @sheldonanderson You're the man! https://t.co/yJrBcZ0553

[Sheldon Anderson @sheldonanderson]

That’s gonna leave a mark. .RT @barstooltweetss: SAVAGE move to rip out another man’s beard during a scrap @spittinchiclets

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December 30, 1836, that's right!

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Google says I am a famous poet. Oh, yes!

https://t.co/WWP2KSAEiP

[Col. Hanford L. Gordon @ColHLGordon]

My birthday is coming up. I think it was December 1836.What a day!

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Another of my descendants is on Twitter. Her name is @robngordon

[Col. Hanford L. Gordon @ColHLGordon]

I'm going to be tweeting as him only using his own words and opinions.

[Col. Hanford L. Gordon @ColHLGordon]

I am Hanford L Gordon's great-great-granddaughter Elyse Lucile Reed Pintar.

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Col. Hanford L. Gordon @ColHLGordon]

A nice long slumber is good for a man. I feel refreshed.

[Col. Hanford L. Gordon @ColHLGordon]

@MittRomney Don't do it, Sir. Stay far,far away from that crowd. Keep dignity. Keep integrity.

[Col. Hanford L. Gordon @ColHLGordon]

@realDonaldTrump hahaha!

[Col. Hanford L. Gordon @ColHLGordon]

@RichardNixon103 Miss Woods the President has deemed me a parody after several salubrious interactions for which I thank him most earnestly