Collin

[Collin @ColIinZoch]

I don’t mean to get political but why tf is it every time I open a food app, there’s an update?

[Collin @ColIinZoch]

@PreMAGACon @JoeyMannarinoUS Please search “Charlie Kirk” in the X search bar. Look at the top posts. That’s all you’ll need to see.

[Collin @ColIinZoch]

Trust me I’m playing checkers not chess

[Collin @ColIinZoch]

@Tiger__Vibes Gg! 😂🫡

[Collin @ColIinZoch]

@Tiger__Vibes Damn you ok after this weekend? (I remembered this like it was personal)

[Collin @ColIinZoch]

@scoutabee Once you start you never stop, just a heads up

[Collin @ColIinZoch]

Eric mays man rip we lost the only good politician

[Collin @ColIinZoch]

My brother is in New York rn so the best advice I could give em was stab before getting stabbed

[Collin @ColIinZoch]

His notoriety needs to be notarized

[Collin @ColIinZoch]

Whenever people are arguing in my bar I like to play “why can’t we be friends” but if it’s a couple I’ll play Van Halen’s “why can’t this be love”

[Collin @ColIinZoch]

Smile and wave

[Collin @ColIinZoch]

It is not fear of the unknown it’s the fear of the undiscovered

[Collin @ColIinZoch]

Chess vs checkers always

[Enterprise Computer @EnterpriseCPU]

This meal just cost me $78 at Newark Airport. This is why Americans think the economy is terrible.

[Collin @ColIinZoch]

The phone.
Please tell your non-tech savy old folks. If the wrong family member heard this scam message itd traumatize them. If the person running this scam reads this; shame on you and your actions, you waste of breath, coward, scum licking pond filth. God bless!

[Collin @ColIinZoch]

If you get a call from a random number, and it sounds like they have a family member/friend in the background. It is a sick new scam these degenerates are doing. Have codes w/ your family, never reveal personal information over the phone, and never give social security # over…

[Celina 52 Truck Stop @celinatruckstop]

Piss Jugman is here until 6pm today to teach truckers proper pee disposal. Jugman is "pissed" at all the jugs he's found laying in the parking lot. "Urine trouble" if you don't dispose properly.

Kids can get their picture taken with Piss Jugman for only $5 from 4-6pm today

[JayNicomachean Ethics @JackdawJackal]

One of my favorite jokes in any movie

[Collin @ColIinZoch]

Gah damn woman’s poison