Colin Red

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Our dog plays human for Halloween.

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Bumrah, all class. 6/33

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First Monday of Spring and spray tans are brimming with new haircuts.

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@ups @UPSHelp I've sent 5 commercial invoices now and you're still requesting more. Awesome system guys.

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@UPS @UPSHelp - I've currently spent 8hrs chasing this package and you still don't know where it is.

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@ups - the same package has morphed into 3 and someone called BU SCS CCHAPA has signed for it. #MomentsInHistory

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hmm @UPS WINNING again with a 4 day delivery service now tacking 2 weeks, with 3 tracking numbers. One of which has arrived in COLUMBIA

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As for @UPS and their @UPSHelp they don't even know. The UK office is more than rude.

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The same package has increased in weight from 6kg to 30kg - via Columbia - I can only imagine what @UPS have done to the contents!!

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SOOO - @UPS have decided my package from UK to Australia should go via COLUMBIA!! But it's been sitting in a UPS warehouse for 7 days!!

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YES!! https://t.co/BOCHFhUVMG

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Industrial Design redefined in 2017 - https://t.co/aPDbfQDJaz

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Dear #IKEA, please confirm I screw the A hole.

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When did @Coles and @woolworths become stockists of cheaper homebrand goods? While #IGA stock quality name brands. #BlowingInTheWind

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@Ezidebit This company skimmed my credit cards for over $500. DO NOT USE THEM!! Customer support onhold for more than 1/2hr @EzidebitSupport

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Is there such thing as a high fibre cheese?

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Putting meaning back into 'Its a small world after all'.

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Fangbone, seriously best kids cartoon on before work/school. If only there was an Evening version.

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The more they know, the less freedom of choice there is.

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A Diazepam a day keeps the angry tweet twat at bay.