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[Ryan Whitney @ryanwhitney6]

What a play by Aho. Incredible skill. The Canes!!! This building is bananas

[Ryan Whitney @ryanwhitney6]

Staal did it again this is ridiculous. What’s record for most goals in Stanley cup final? Thats 6

[Ryan Whitney @ryanwhitney6]

That pp entry is so perfect. Eichel is a wizard and now Dorofyev could catch fire. Andddd as I’m typing Carolina gets a 2 on 1 without getting a shot. Crack hockey has commenced

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

This series is all about who’s cranking horn the hardest. That’s what it comes down to

[Viva La Stool @VivaLaStool]

Ryan Whitney stepped up and hit the greatest shot in the history of Sandbaggers.

[Kirk Minihane @kirkmin]

This made me violently ill.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The last 5 minutes of the Knicks’ unreal comeback with nothing but the sounds of Madison Square Garden

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Hey @grok where is Tate McRae and Hailey Bieber from?

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Caption contest

[Viva La Stool @VivaLaStool]

“We were begging for a Dave tweet. We got it” -@Jerrythekid21

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Maybe Knicks fans aren’t so bad

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Too early for this

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Honest question. What percentage of Knicks celebrity fans would also show up in Laker gear for Laker celebrity row if the Lakers were in the Finals? I think it’s over 50%

[CJP @CJP824]

@stoolpresidente @ConnorMook_ reading this tweet

[Doug @budlightdoug]

@stoolpresidente @ConnorMook_ when seeing 7 figures worth of salaries working on bush

[Ryan Occhi @TheOccho1]

@stoolpresidente Mook and Sas doing the math realizing Jerry gets paid 900k 😂😭

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

There is 7 figures worth of salaries working on Bush. So how about when Bush starts netting 7 figures of profit we revisit. Bush does absolutely nothing in terms of making money. It’s a cute little content thing and that’s it.

[Gaz @stoolsalesguy]

Nailed it. No notes.

[Viva La Stool @VivaLaStool]

“Well you have to do what he says, he’s the boss” -@rone

“Well he’s not my boss” -@lilsamsquanch66