Curtis Colby

[Brian Meston @Messy1919]

Shout out to Eric & Loreena at S&E for donating the sausage for the #rats final Tuesday night hockey. #ratsrback

[Curtis Colby @Colbchucks17]

@IsaacRWoitas soft as puddin

[Dumb & Dumber Quotes @MuttCutts]

“She told me ten ‘o clock, sharp!”
Are you sure you went to the right bar?
“Oh yeah… Yep… Pretty sure. Lobby bar. Right in the lobby.”

[Curtis Colby @Colbchucks17]

“@MuttCutts: Tell her I'm rich and, uh, I'm good-looking and, uh, I have a rapist wit!” @Cochrane15

[Dumb & Dumber Quotes @MuttCutts]

”Hey Monday Morning..“
http://t.co/9z1f4km8Nh

[Curtis Colby @Colbchucks17]

@Boltyc I wish I could my friend. But damn could I pump some uncle kracker right now

[Curtis Colby @Colbchucks17]

@skiii15 oh absolutely it is. I mean she's a one way street in this city

[Curtis Colby @Colbchucks17]

@skiii15 ya know, I respect that. A ticket to weyburn, Saskatchewan. They run a cheap operation er whatever

[Drew Cochrane @Cochrane15]

Some people need to ease up on the selfies. Over 10 in the last 2 days? I mean come on #likeaflipbook

[Curtis Colby @Colbchucks17]

@Piriomans @RedgeMazenc Look, I'm not good with plans. And I'm not good with clues. What I am good with is kicking ass and ripping throats.

[LA Kings Central @LAKCentral]

Mitchell's injury doesn't appear to be serious. Sutter: "Blocked a shot. No big deal. It was the only shot we blocked tonight."

[Curtis Colby @Colbchucks17]

@bourassaevan but that's the Canadian way

[Curtis Colby @Colbchucks17]

@skiii15 what ya up to this week/weekend? Gettin all kinds of buggered up er what.

[Curtis Colby @Colbchucks17]

@skiii15 my invite must of got lost in the mail.

[Dumb & Dumber Quotes @MuttCutts]

"She's running late, huh?"
Just a couple hours. You know girls. When they're excited about something everything has to be perfect.

[Curtis Colby @Colbchucks17]

These pooches are not gonna need any primping… I bathed them and I clipped them myself. And I stand by my performance.” @Cochrane15

[Curtis Colby @Colbchucks17]

So you have no frame of reference here, Donny. You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know... #biglebowski

[Curtis Colby @Colbchucks17]

Classic rocks @GrainFarmProbs. #aintthefirsttime #guranteewontbelast