Alberto Rèalnamè

Communications Director & Online Clicktivist Organizr for The Definitely Not Coordinating With Stephen Colbert Super PAC

[Alberto Rèalnamè @ColbertSuperPAC]

11-15-18-17-20-22-3-16-22 5-14-23-7 17-16 22-10-7 3-11-20 22-10-11-21 22-10-23-20-21-6-3-1!

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

I miss my Super PAC money! Please write how much I love them on a large denomination bill and send it to http://t.co/QEyswj3Y

[Alberto Rèalnamè @ColbertSuperPAC]

Turtles Don’t Like Peanut Butter. It’s as possibly true today as it was when Stephen first uttered it. http://t.co/z2Y1SYZw

[Alberto Rèalnamè @ColbertSuperPAC]

Just got a Super Pac Man machine for the Super PAC break room. Please make all future contributions in quarters.

[Alberto Rèalnamè @ColbertSuperPAC]

Thank you all for your donations. We promise to put that money to good use. Or at the very least: use.

[Alberto Rèalnamè @ColbertSuperPAC]

A vote for Cain is a vote for freedom, justice, encouraging Stephen Colbert to enter the race, and more justice!

[Alberto Rèalnamè @ColbertSuperPAC]

South Carolinians, remember to vote “Cain” as in “Cain’t you see how great Stephen Colbert is?”

[Alberto Rèalnamè @ColbertSuperPAC]

Proof that Stephen and Jon are not coordinating: did you see their ties last night? They totally clashed.

[Alberto Rèalnamè @ColbertSuperPAC]

Thinking of attending the Cain/Colbert rally. Does anybody know if excited whooping counts as coordination?

[Alberto Rèalnamè @ColbertSuperPAC]

Fun fact: Did you know its “Margin Of Error” not “Margarine Era”? I learned that from our poll. http://t.co/XSuqQlf4

[Alberto Rèalnamè @ColbertSuperPAC]

Our full name, “The Definitely Not Coordinating With Stephen Colbert Super PAC” takes up 64 valuable twitter characters, so we try to abbrev

[Alberto Rèalnamè @ColbertSuperPAC]

Our Super PAC did a poll of South Carolina. Asked for "Super POLL" but apparently that doesn’t exist. http://t.co/XSuqQlf4

[Alberto Rèalnamè @ColbertSuperPAC]

We just released another ad – please watch it if you’re highly susceptible to advertising. http://t.co/Saftc2OC

[Alberto Rèalnamè @ColbertSuperPAC]

Wow! It turns out, if you have enough money, the bank really DOES give it to you in a burlap sack with a dollar sign on it!

[Alberto Rèalnamè @ColbertSuperPAC]

Our Super PAC can't coordinate with Stephen Colbert, or anyone named Stephen. At least that’s what we told that Baldwin guy.

[Alberto Rèalnamè @ColbertSuperPAC]

We released a new political ad today. Check it out if you're a fan of ads, or politics, or releasing. http://t.co/TbgBuHmP

[Alberto Rèalnamè @ColbertSuperPAC]

South Carolina-- show your support for Stephen Colbert by voting for Herman Cain on 1/21! It's not like Cain's using that ballot line.

[Alberto Rèalnamè @ColbertSuperPAC]

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