Colbert for Senate

Reporting for duty.

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Hola, Papa! #PopeInDC

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Not SC, but close enough. Our friends from TN are good! There's horns! Click all the clicks! http://t.co/l62FBIMuI1

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Reporting for duty, Vatican City!

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Dear @nikkihaley: Ahem. http://t.co/MR1cjLQZ #senatorcolbert #spottedsalamander

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"There is a path back to popularity for Haley though: appointing..Colbert to replace Jim DeMint.." http://t.co/aNYlwEMX #SCIENCE

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"Colbert tops SC voters' Senate wish list" That's not me talking. That's SCIENCE. http://t.co/aNYlwEMX Are you listening, @nikkihaley?

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!! RT @ppppolls: Stephen Colbert is the top choice of South Carolinians to replace Jim DeMint in the Senate. We'll have full results up by 1

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@Sharoney @MillerAndZois I am seriously serious. Some might even say that I am SEVERELY serious.

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Yeaarrggh!! RT @GovHowardDean: I am happy to endorse @Stevenathome Stephen Colbert as the next Senator from South Carolina #colbertforsenate

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#SenatorColbert! #SenatorColbert! #SenatorColbert! #SenatorColbert! #SenatorColbert! I approve this message. And so can YOU!

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Come on, people! Tell @nikkihaley that it's time for #SenatorColbert! For Freedom!

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Congratulations @princeofwands! You are my 1,776th follower! You've won this tweet! The Founders are smiling upon you, friend.

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People! The US Senate has a cloakroom! I freaking *love* cloaks.

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@billmon1 @GregMitch We'll be the Awesome Caucus of Amazing.

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That dude is the past. He should keep hiking RT @joshtpm: Mark Sanford Considering Bid To Replace DeMint http://t.co/EsWaEr3J via @igorbobic

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@jillrayfield at @salon thinks I'm "taunting" the internet. I'm not. Just some harmless flirting with the internet, who is awfully cute.

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1,400 Palmetto Patriots! You people put the U in "favourite son." And by "you" I mean "me," of course. And if we were British.

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@iceiceAB I like the cut of your jib, Andrew. I like the cut of your beard as well. Fantastic grooming, sir. Good luck!

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If you're from South Carolina (or you are @nikkihaley) I want to follow you on the twitter. Who is here is a Palmetto Patriot?