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[Bells @EvilBells]

Love how @ColbertsGossip gives out a free picture with me. Doesn’t he know, nothing I do is for free? This is gonna cost you.

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*plays the flute and dances a jig to take us out*

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@DrPhilGossip *steals everything in the RX taking all at once*

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That ends our afternoon broadcast. Please tune in for our end of the world evening show.

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@DrPhilGossip and I are run by the same three midget elf PMs.

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This man @DrPhilGossip is trying to steal my glorious thunder. Follow now.

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@HellNHeelsHeidi @DrPhilGossip or run by one of my 47 personalities. *wink wink*

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*puts @DrPhilGossip down for a hairpiece to be delivered by my Christmas elves*

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@IHeartJWhitlock I would also like to congratulate @MadHatWhitlock on his engagement to a rabbit.

[Ali Hatter Whitlock @IHeartJWhitlock]

Best. Congratulations. Ever. *fangirls* RT @ColbertsGossip: I would like to congratulate @IHeartJWhitlock on her engagement to a hat.

[Colbert @ColbertsGossip]

I would like to congratulate @IHeartJWhitlock on her engagement to a hat.

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@DrPhilGossip and you hate me for my smoldering good looks and witty charm.

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@EnticingSins *beams*

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Follow @DrPhilGossip the uglier less funny version of my show.

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*notes @DrPhilGossip has a zero viewership*