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What is an appropriate amount of flex to hold toddler ratio? I think this is good. Being an uncle is cool or whatever

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@Myco_G2 @ColinCowherd @andrwlane @TheHerd This aged like milk

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A bootydo implies the existence of a bootydont.

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk

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Jason Aldean was born in a city of 150,000 people. He wears his jeans too tight and that cowboy hat has always looked silly on him. The fuck does he know about small towns? Lol

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Asking for prayers on the Internet is weird like… oh sorry god said not enough prayers so your dog gotta die.

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@DallasWilkins11 @PFF_Fantasy @Cantguardmike I mean, he’s doing like 300 pounds from a platform. You don’t do deadlifts and this would be easy for you

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Millennials really be out here like “this is my daughter, Therapy. She’s 83 months old”

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I miss when Twitter had a harsher character limit and someone would just tweet out something like “big fake naturals” and you’d have no idea what it meant and they wouldn’t elaborate. The golden era, really.

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Friendly reminder that good communication in a relationship 100% does not mean simply acquiescing to everything the person you’re dating wants.

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@DallasWilkins11 A lot of people 100% picked them last in their division….

[Colbie @Colbie22]

@DallasWilkins11 Yeah not a 🤡 conspiracy at all lol

[Colbie @Colbie22]

@DallasWilkins11 So you want that flop called?

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There is no greater respect you can give to a Mexican restaurant than to order fish tacos from them. The trust required is immense.

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It’s 2023 boys. We getting mad at girls for things they say in our dreams this year.

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@DallasWilkins11 Again, you don’t want this called any more than I do

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@bluefacebleedem My brother in Christ, you impregnated her 😂😂😂😂 how are you thanking Jesus for something you did? 😂😂

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@jdoster06 @DallasWilkins11 Ok but fantasy isn’t real so who cares? 😂 and if you play fantasy… points are points so again.. not really a criticism that means anything

[Colbie @Colbie22]

I feel like the marketing and attempts at branding companies are doing today are literally the worst they’ve been at any point I remember.

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@DallasWilkins11 I never called him that. I called him the worst passing qb in the league… and he was