Colby Da Coltrain

|Third string qb #AirRaidCertified|
|Former Friday night starter|
|professional Wii sports player|

[Colby Da Coltrain @ColbyDaCuck]

To the waitress “can I have your snap?”
Response “I have a boyfriend.”
That type of night

[Colby Da Coltrain @ColbyDaCuck]

Why not Wednesday with ole slick back in the background and a nice blue mountain. #wnw

[Colby Da Coltrain @ColbyDaCuck]

Second pitcher in. The third could be the move. #doesntmattergetbetter

[Colby Da Coltrain @ColbyDaCuck]

Played at the home of the meat missiles today safe to say we took the L. They had the magic stick. #expand the fuck out of it.

[Colby Da Coltrain @ColbyDaCuck]

Bullpen game tonight let’s see if we can pull out a scrappy win.
#smallball

[Colby Da Coltrain @ColbyDaCuck]

Gold top. #couldbethemove

[Colby Da Coltrain @ColbyDaCuck]

Rumor is aliens built it. #ibelieveit