Colby Edgeworth

[Colby Edgeworth @ColbyEdgeworth6]

Did you hear about the neutron that was arrested yesterday?
He wasn't charged tho

[Colby Edgeworth @ColbyEdgeworth6]

A man walks down a street with his dog
Stranger: hey that's a nice dog

Man: yes but I'm afraid I'm going to have to put him down

Stranger: ah how sad, why so?

Man: he's fucking heavy

[Colby Edgeworth @ColbyEdgeworth6]

Gynecologist: Do you know what your asshole is doing while you are having an orgasm??
Beautiful young patient: Probably golfing with his buddies...

[MathWallet @MathWallet]

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[Colby Edgeworth @ColbyEdgeworth6]

They should sell Dragonball themed mayonnaise...
...call it Kameha-Mayo.

[Colby Edgeworth @ColbyEdgeworth6]

I know that Jesus was black
Because he was carpenter yet you never heard about him building anything

[Colby Edgeworth @ColbyEdgeworth6]

My friend just found out that he is both gay and dyslexic.
He is still in Daniel.

[Colby Edgeworth @ColbyEdgeworth6]

My Aunt ran into a broccoli truck.
It was then that I realized why they called her a vegetable.

Now if I could only figure out why they call her a quadriplegic.

[「 KOMICHI 」 @thekomichi]

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[Colby Edgeworth @ColbyEdgeworth6]

What does R. Kelly tell little girls on Halloween?
Urine for a treat!

[Colby Edgeworth @ColbyEdgeworth6]

Yesterday I crashed my car into a midget
He got out and said "I'm not happy"
I replied "Which one are you then?"

[Colby Edgeworth @ColbyEdgeworth6]

Did you hear about the troublesome teaspoon?
It went into the kitchen and caused a stir.

[SEIZON @SeizonNFT]

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[Colby Edgeworth @ColbyEdgeworth6]

What is a seals favorite tool to use?
A club as it seals the deal.

[RIO | Raised In Oblivion @survivalrio]

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[AVØLVE @av0lve]

Fine-tuning the resonance...

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[ FREQUENCY PASS ® 2023 ]
Every week new opportunities to grab the very first 🔑
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[Elemental Raiders @GFAL_Elemental]

The lands of Runaria are awakening.

Interact and continue to unfold the story.

https://t.co/Ul4YdEIfqN

[KOLA @0xKola]

KOLA. Explore the world one beat at a time.

A road trip quest for adventures, ambient vibes, and everlasting memories.

[Modern Muse @mmonroenfts]

Anyone like allowlist spots? Enter this Premint raffle to be considered!
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[Colby Edgeworth @ColbyEdgeworth6]

My Asian friend got his Jewish wife pregnant.
I guess "Cha Ching" wasn't an appropriate name suggestion