Stone Colb

sometimes there’s a man..

[Joshipooo @izme_josh]

The weapons manufacturer learned that a group of fish is called a school

[grace @gracefishlove]

Sorry about the mean things i said when i was right

[Stone Colb @ColbyIsntFunny]

LFK loves Riyad Mahrez

[Dean Ammi @AlgerianFooty]

🗣️ “I want to say thank you to Algeria for choosing Lawrence, Kansas.” 🇺🇸

The locals in USA are all getting behind Algeria. 🇩🇿

[Stone Colb @ColbyIsntFunny]

It’s wild that they haven’t made any stars recently so it’s like okay weigh ins at a national monument but its for like Michael Chandler

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Workers prep the Lincoln Memorial to host the weigh-in for Trump's UFC event at the White House (📸: @JoeHeim)

[StarBard @StarvelingBard]

Obsession gets a 0/10 from me, "imagine if an attractive woman loved you". I don't find that very scary.

[Stone Colb @ColbyIsntFunny]

There’s a new Curry Barker out that’s supposed to be nuts

[Space Boy🦇 @SpaceBoy458]

Apparently Tim Robinson is a random background actor in Obsession 😭😭

[Stone Colb @ColbyIsntFunny]

Love the way Paul McCartney nods when he sings sometimes like yeah bitch I’m singing you a Beatles song

[hera @shiningdaisies]

i'd say i am pretty chill as long as i don't get irritated in any form whatsoever

[Stone Colb @ColbyIsntFunny]

Nothing good ever happens anymore

[Eric Graves @EricGravesKMBC]

Town Topic in the Crossroads is no longer going to be open 24 hours. FB post points to unruly crowds in the parking lot next door where a shooting happened last month.

"We have reached a point where we don’t feel comfortable to serve our customers during overnight hours." @kmbc

[Donhammed Trumpistan @TheRealDon85]

If high gas prices upset you, remember it’s a small price to pay for a nuke that didn’t exist and a Strait that was already open

[Wong Updates @WongUpdates]

Jack Quad has reportedly grown to 164ft and is attacking a small fishing village in Japan.

(via: TMZ)

[Stone Colb @ColbyIsntFunny]

The kinda shit you’d say out loud and people would be like no way. Unbelievably evil

[Pubity @pubity]

Kevin O'Leary's proposed data center in Utah will require 9 Gigawatts of energy to function when fully built, double Utah's current energy usage for the entire state.

It will dump around 23 atomic bombs worth of thermal load on the environment every day.

[Stone Colb @ColbyIsntFunny]

So fucking cool

[Royals.TV @kcroyalstv]

Denny's voice.
Bobby's wheels.
Kauffman's atmosphere.

[Stone Colb @ColbyIsntFunny]

Always what I say when people ask how I can do stuff by myself, I’m like when’s the last time you noticed someone doing something by themselves and clocked it as weird

[beanie @beaniebbl]

you guys think about yourselves too much

[Stone Colb @ColbyIsntFunny]

Remember when gas was like 3.50 and they put the Biden I did that stickers everywhere and now gas is $4 because of a war Trump started for no reason and they’ll vote for him again

[I appreciate you. @DeeLaSheeArt]

Once yall realize “love languages” don’t mean anything, you’ll be free to actually address the real issues that prevent you from having healthy relationships.

[Jon Crotty @JohnCrottyNBA]

Same age mind you

[Stone Colb @ColbyIsntFunny]

Damn I can’t believe Starling Marte sucks in 2026, who could’ve guessed