Colby

Nom omnis frangar

[Colby @ColbyVpower]

Damn, 10:30 hits and it's a mutual agreement on making coffee

[Colby @ColbyVpower]

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

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Oh, the redhead said you shred the cello

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Me: He can't fly, fight, or...
... or?

Alex: Handle the truth!

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Just ferment

[Colby @ColbyVpower]

"Jim can be your knight in saving armour... wait, that's not it."

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"We all have to do our part to make this place baby friendly, like who left the axe on the floor?"

[Colby @ColbyVpower]

Sm(wh)ores

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Dad to sister, randomly, "Don't get your hopes up."

[Colby @ColbyVpower]

Not everyone is cut out for everything

[Colby @ColbyVpower]

"It's only 12:30; the day has just begun!"

[Colby @ColbyVpower]

Clear your way to any bathroom: "Never trust a fart in South America"

[Colby @ColbyVpower]

Less than 3 weeks back in Canada = smashing as much good beer as possible

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"I love the way you call me a cunt" a Brit in response to an Aussie

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In South America and the only Spanish I know is sí and cerveza

[Colby @ColbyVpower]

What fools these mortals be and what fuels they need

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Sitting and drinking is such a perfect combination

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"Pictures yourself kissing the woman of your memes..."

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"It's not double jointed."