Cold Blooded Dad

i love reptiles of all kinds but snakes are my favorite. single father of one. sometimes i wonder if im cold blooded, like my snake, Norman. RIP Norm 1.2.20

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thinking of gettting a new snake. first i will get another beer.

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i turned my heater on and it seems 2 be blowing cold air. it is really cold. thank God Norm is safe from this mess in Heaven.

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@MorphMarket good looking snake right here

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thinking about snakes like always.

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talk shit, get bit # snakes teach us this

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i am back to write in my online journal again for the first time in years. Norm died and then my ex-wife left me two weeks later. needless to say, i've been eating a lot of pizza and beer.

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the pet stores in Odessa really need some better competetion. they are so greedy. i am thinking that i will open the Snake Center very very soon. i need investers.

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Planet Earth but only the episodes with reptiles

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Got bit real bad man I don't know if I'm gonna make it ok I'll probably be ok

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Going to Fort Stockton today to get away for an evening. I hope they have cold beer and a good reptile shop to browse.

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I'm going on vacation but no one could possibly care for my Normy like I can. Stressful to say the least.

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Gonna get to watching terrarium builds on YouTube here in a second. I'm addicted lol

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Go a head make my day would ya

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@PangeaReptile I would but I'm in Texas thanks

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Better than por n.

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Whoever made this is a God damn monster. I don't often use the Lord's name in vain so that should tell you something. #maddad

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Thinking about my dreams of owning a snake museum. One day. One fucking day.

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No I don't feed my snake dead rats - lol. Anyone doing that is clearly an idiot thank you.

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I shouldn't have posted that but I'm drinking so I don't care. Just don't test me now you know

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Not to boast but I did study the blade when I was younger.