Chris (Official) 🧬

Science🧬, data, pets🐕, & Mets⚾ Vote blue, stay safe 💙 It’s all fun and games until someone pokes an eye out then it’s fun and games without depth perception

[Chris (Official) 🧬 @ColdBrewCookies]

I'm not perfect but at least I'm vaccinated.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Christians warned us for centuries about the AntiChrist, but when he finally showed up, they voted for him.

[vinniemontoya🌻 @PiperDewn]

Still supporting trump? What a sad miserable fuck you must be.

[Dumas @DumasWrites]

We need to bring back intellectual elitism.
Sorry, but a virologist will always know more about vaccines than a yoga mommy blogger with a chat gpt AI subscription.

[Chris (Official) 🧬 @ColdBrewCookies]

@ProfPitre 90s better bundle up!

[Chris (Official) 🧬 @ColdBrewCookies]

It’s space heater season.

[Chris (Official) 🧬 @ColdBrewCookies]

@alterfly Happy Friday mark!

[Chris (Official) 🧬 @ColdBrewCookies]

@coachG61 Stay cool or try to!

[Chris (Official) 🧬 @ColdBrewCookies]

@WilliamCReed15 Not yet! Trying to make it to mid October

[Chris (Official) 🧬 @ColdBrewCookies]

@ProfPitre It was in the 50s this morning!

[Chris (Official) 🧬 @ColdBrewCookies]

I am the exact opposite of AI. It took me 3 hours to write one email and I haven’t had any water today.

[Negan @Roger_Negan]

This

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

They are never going to give you $9,000 to stay home with your kids. Just like you never got your DOGE check, tariff refund, cheaper groceries, $2 gas, a healthcare plan, or 600% off prescriptions.

At some point, being this gullible becomes a fucking choice.

[Echo 🔆 @TheEcho13]

Trad wife influencers will look you dead in the eyes from a home studio they paid for with affiliate links and tell you ‘a woman shouldn’t work’.

Girl. You are at work.

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

Revoke mens right to vote. They have proven to be irrational.

100% of wars were started by men.
98% of mass shootings are done by men.
98.5% of spousal murders are perpetrated by men.
98% of terrorist attacks are done by men.
99% of rapes are done by men.
90% of homicide perps are men.
79% of violent crimes are committed by men.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

“The president is just trolling!”

Hey, here’s a wild thought. Maybe I want my country to be run by someone who isn’t a fucking internet troll.

[Simon Maechling @simonmaechling]

“Do your own research” is excellent advice.

Just remember:

Googling isn’t research.
Watching videos isn’t research.
Finding a paper that agrees with you isn’t research.

And reading scientific literature doesn’t magically give you the expertise required to interpret it.

Access to information is not the same thing as expertise.

[Chris (Official) 🧬 @ColdBrewCookies]

Eagerly anticipating the premiere of Wicker this fall.

[Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran]

As a professional science communicator, I am less worried about the general public accepting mRNA cancer vaccines, and more worried about mRNA cancer vaccine development being stalled due to people in power believing in conspiracy theories.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

It's been 40 fucking years since Reagan, and not a drop of wealth ever trickled down. It's never going to fucking happen