Cold Cuts Ultimate

Ham or Moon? Women's Ultimate | Minneapolis, MN | [email protected]

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We know 😉

[Saving Ourselves for Death @savingfordeath]

2018 SECTIONAL CHAMPS!!!! If you know you know.

[Saving Ourselves for Death @sofdult]

Hector will not be left hanging!

[Chris Wade @saywhatagain]

Do you ever wonder if you’ve got good marbling?

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@EvanLepler @_IanToner_

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I think we need to lean into how funny ultimate frisbee is when broadcasting. This sport is for people who love competition AND comedy.

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@Americana_allen @SinTheFields Did you search the nearest alley or trash pile for your cleats? Thieves are only after bags these days.

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@bjorkerers No, no, this was the alternate disc bag we've been using with a newer, but still broken, bag. The nasty one is safe and sound ❤

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Had a brief moment of #legitimacy when someone ran onto our field and stole our disc bag. That moment was quickly replaced by #illegitimacy when we found our discs, cones, and ladder thrown in the alley like trash. They only took the broken duffel bag that carried it all.

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@ABuermeyer @SinTheFields @patagonia We were actually thinking of switching to a @gladproducts Force Flex bag, so thieves recognized that the contents were trash to them.

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@SinTheFields

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@survivorminnes1 TAY-LOR TAY-LOR TAY-LOR

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Look at them hot butts!

[Without Limits @wlultimate]

A reminder to register for Heavyweights by 6/30!

We’re about ⅔ of the way to the minimum number of teams we need to make the tournament happen (with many more teams expressing interest!)

https://t.co/z300RyYt5w

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@nat__rum Yes

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@being_ulti This brings me back to the ol' public school vs private school debate. https://t.co/o8QXU1tLrC

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Hello everyone! We’re conducting a very important study. If you could please let us know which of these two things you would rather have during your college experience it would really help with our Independent Study Thesis. Thanks!

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@LayneScherer @theAUDL Hot Dog! So glad you like the name. 🌭 🥩 🍗 *

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@being_ulti https://t.co/lnc8CwS28b

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@being_ulti Our schedule and field sites changed about 4x with less than 20 minutes warning, plus basically zero communication so we had to check Twitter, text, call, etc for each change. Of course the men’s and mixed divisions were just moved to the turf with no issues.

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@being_ulti After 2 points someone comes over and tells us to get off the fields, they are closed for rain 🌧 ...or are they? 10 minutes later 2 different teams show up to play on the field we were just told were “closed”