Cold Derek Carr

I’m obviously a parody. A super cold parody. I’m freezing in here

[Cold Derek Carr @ColdDerekCarr]

@Lher_02

[KTVU @KTVU]

Baby born without eyes, diagnosed with rare genetic disorder https://t.co/BMjennntVa

[Cold Derek Carr @ColdDerekCarr]

@Lher_02 Lord have mercy, I’d love to have a one on one bible study with you. lol

[Cold Derek Carr @ColdDerekCarr]

Hey #RaiderNation you miss me yet?

[Cold Derek Carr @ColdDerekCarr]

You can take the Carr out of the red zone but you can’t take the red zone out of the Carr? Is that how it goes?!

[Cold Derek Carr @ColdDerekCarr]

@cellabella16 Damn that’s a lot to process. Where are my keys?!

[Cold Derek Carr @ColdDerekCarr]

@MidgetTamer This is offensive! The correct term is Rail dependent Americans!

[Cold Derek Carr @ColdDerekCarr]

Why all the cursing Jimmy?!

[Cold Derek Carr @ColdDerekCarr]

What the heck is Jambalaya?! #SorryForTheLanguage

[Cold Derek Carr @ColdDerekCarr]

Well the shit he was snorting was cut with baby laxative which then made him have to shit. We’ve all been there. Not me though.

[Raiders Beat @RaidersBeat]

So the #Raiders might not have their head coach if Jim Irsay hadn’t spent so much time on the toilet?

[Cold Derek Carr @ColdDerekCarr]

George Santos is more accurate than Tom Brady has been #HasBeen #NFL

[Cold Derek Carr @ColdDerekCarr]

Man do I love me some notes app!

[Cold Derek Carr @ColdDerekCarr]

Some of you need this bad #RaiderNation

[Cold Derek Carr @ColdDerekCarr]

@OracleSeagull Pepper is an all timer

[Cold Derek Carr @ColdDerekCarr]

We’re a close family

[Reem @Smile____Bitch]

@ColdDerekCarr How you know what's going on in dudes ass fam?

[Cold Derek Carr @ColdDerekCarr]

@R8rBlood I got you

[Cold Derek Carr @ColdDerekCarr]

Oh I can’t wait! Since we’re sharing family secrets- One time Darren had hemorrhoids so bad, he had to put a wet paper towel between his cheeks to cool them off. #StoryTime

[David Carr @DCarr8]

TV isn’t enough time to dedicate to @Raiders Derek has moved on but I may have a few things left to get off my chest. Shooting a podcast with @HarvesterSports soon. Everyone will at least come away with a good idea of what is going on with @Raiders fan or not

[Cold Derek Carr @ColdDerekCarr]

@Pepeinvegas17 Correct!

[Cold Derek Carr @ColdDerekCarr]

@Pepeinvegas17 They expanded it to 12 starting year after next so it’s right in the middle