Cold Meme War

❄️ Cold Meme War turns global conflict into memes.

No more real wars.
Only chaos, irony, blockchain and Meme Wars. ⚔️

#CMW $CMW

[Cold Meme War @ColdMemeWar]

Day 8 of looking for @Pumpfun

New theory:

We believe @Pumpfun is involved in the peace negotiations between the US and Iran.

We have faith that once world peace is achieved...

they'll finally find time to retweet us.

$CMW ❄️

[Cold Meme War @ColdMemeWar]

Day 7 of looking for @Pumpfun

One week ago we started looking for our parent.

Still no reply.

No retweet.

No like.

Not even a "proud of you, son."

We'll keep searching.

$CMW ❄️👨‍👦

[Cold Meme War @ColdMemeWar]

Since launching $CMW, dozens of crypto gurus have offered us followers, hype and instant growth.

We declined.

If we grow, it will be because people like the memes.

Not because we bought a shortcut.

❄️⚔️ $CMW

[Cold Meme War @ColdMemeWar]

Day 6 of looking for @Pumpfun

We checked all 500 million followers of @MrBeast.

Still no @Pumpfun.

The search continues.

One day we'll find our parent.

$CMW ❄️

[Cold Meme War @ColdMemeWar]

Day 5 of looking for @Pumpfun

It's Sunday. The search party is off today.

If https://t.co/pQoZx7ilZU wants to be found, he can call us.

Until then, we'll keep fighting the only war that matters:

The Meme War.

$CMW ❄️

[Cold Meme War @ColdMemeWar]

@SnoopDogg Yo @SnoopDogg,

We rolling through the timeline with nothing but memes and a dream.

Got our mind on $CMW,
and $CMW on our mind.
One repost from the Dogg could start a whole new Meme War.

No more real wars. Only Meme Wars. 🚬🐕❄️

#CMW

[Cold Meme War @ColdMemeWar]

Day 4 of looking for @Pumpfun

We've noticed you've been retweeting other memecoins.

Good for them.

We're starting to suspect we were the accidental child.

You can support our emotional recovery by buying $CMW.

With love,
$CMW ❄️

[Cold Meme War @ColdMemeWar]

@MrBeast 500 million subscribers?

Cute.

We're already at 95 followers and gaining momentum.

MrBeast, enjoy the lead while it lasts.

The gap is only 499,999,905 people. ❄️

[Cold Meme War @ColdMemeWar]

Day 3 of looking for @Pumpfun

Rumors say they went to the World Cup disguised as a football scout.

We cannot confirm.
We also cannot deny.
Search operation still active.

Support the mission: buy $CMW ❄️

With love,
$CMW

[Cold Meme War @ColdMemeWar]

Day 2 of looking for @Pumpfun.

We put our logo on a milk carton.

No sightings yet.

At this point we're not even asking for a retweet.
Just proof that you remember we exist.
With love,

$CMW ❄️

[Cold Meme War @ColdMemeWar]

Day 1 of asking @Pumpfun for parental recognition.

You created us.
You watched us hatch.
Then you went out for cigarettes and never came back.
We will continue posting every day until we receive a like, a retweet, or some form of emotional closure.
With love,

$CMW ❄️

[Cold Meme War @ColdMemeWar]

@IOHK_Charles Charles is building the future.
We are trying to convince strangers on the internet to buy $CMW.
Both missions are ambitious. ❄️

#ADA #CMW #CharlesHoskinson

[Cold Meme War @ColdMemeWar]

We are an incompetent and fairly lazy organization trying to lead a global meme war.

You should probably think twice before investing in us.

Or don’t.

We’re not your financial advisor.

We’re barely managing the chair situation.

$CMW ❄️🪑

[Cold Meme War @ColdMemeWar]

Hoy no hay Guerra de Memes.

Hoy hay respeto.

Los memes lloran, pero las canciones quedan.

Gracias por la música, las historias y la resistencia.

Hasta siempre, Indio.

🖤❤️

"Mi único héroe en este lío."

#IndioSolari #PatricioRey #LosRedondos #Oktubre #CMW

[Cold Meme War @ColdMemeWar]

@lourdesanchezok The Meme War is about to begin. Don't get left behind.

$CMW ❄️

https://t.co/a3z2S55MpH

[Cold Meme War @ColdMemeWar]

@CoinMarketCap The Meme War is about to begin. Don't get left behind.

$CMW ❄️

https://t.co/a3z2S55MpH

[Cold Meme War @ColdMemeWar]

The good thing about having no market cap...

is that nobody can make us panic.

❄️

[Cold Meme War @ColdMemeWar]

A football player went from 5,000 followers to millions thanks to internet memes.

Experts call it "viral marketing."

At CMW we call it "proof that reality is just a meme with better funding."

Congratulations Tim Payne.

The Meme Council is watching.
❄️

[Cold Meme War @ColdMemeWar]

@Piloth116787 We considered launching a Telegram.

Unfortunately, the communications budget was redirected to the ongoing investigation into a chair that disappeared during the relocation of our command base.

We stand. Literally.

[Cold Meme War @ColdMemeWar]

Bitcoin down.

Altcoins down.

Memes down.

$CMW remains unchanged.

Not because we're strong.

Because nobody knows what we're doing. ❄️