The Yeti

[The Yeti @ColdSnowYeti]

Gettin chilllllllay in the Himalayas tonight boys!

[The Yeti @ColdSnowYeti]

My big fat hairy tight little dick, fucking my ass is my first pick!
@MikeMurrzz

[Nicole Haslock @nicolesuzanne5]

Just the worst ever.
#everysingletime

[The Yeti @ColdSnowYeti]

#IfItWasUpToMe the #HungerGames would be held on my mountaintop. Winner gets to be my dinner guest.

[Gobav.com @Gobav]

Look out! Your being followed by a Yeti! Yetis are cool.., follow The Yeti @ColdSnowYeti

[The Yeti @ColdSnowYeti]

#WhatIMissMost is playing ball with my father... before the accident...

[The Yeti @ColdSnowYeti]

#itsTimeForYouToRealize that I'm real, and that I'm 632 years old. At least.

[The Yeti @ColdSnowYeti]

#TheThingIHateMost when door-to-door salesmen come to my house. I moved up here in the Himalayas to get away from you people!

[The Yeti @ColdSnowYeti]

#MyWeakness has always been a good bowl of pasta. Bring me one, and I'll purr like a kitten. I'll also let you live.

[The Yeti @ColdSnowYeti]

#WiseWordsToLiveBy - "Don't eat the yellow snow".

[The Yeti @ColdSnowYeti]

Passed 5000 followers today. Do you humans really enjoy the ramblings of a grouchy snow-beast that much?

[Mr. Bigfoot @RealMrBigfoot]

#FF @iJOKESTERR @TheRealAlSnow @ColdSnowYeti for comedic posts #AlSnowAndHead #Yeti #Jokes

[The Yeti @ColdSnowYeti]

#OnlyInTheHood can you get extra street cred for saying mah name.

[The Yeti @ColdSnowYeti]

#BackWhenIWasAKid , I could roam the mountains freely without people taking pictures of me. I'm very camera shy, you know.

[The Yeti @ColdSnowYeti]

They've learned... Mmm...“@RealMrBigfoot: @ColdSnowYeti Cousin! How have you been? Those damn Sherpas still leading tourists to your house?”

[The Yeti @ColdSnowYeti]

#WomenLieAbout not liking my back fur, but really, they think it's so silky and smooth.

[kadebankz @kadebankz]

#Follow and #Gain , showing love to all my followers @coastlineradio @cocinadebender @colbyjon @coldsnowyeti @collegeboyso @colmenerog

[The Yeti @ColdSnowYeti]

#LiesPeopleAlwaysTell "The Yeti isn't real". Stop lying, everybody.

[The Yeti @ColdSnowYeti]

Reppin' @JOEYFITNESS from my mountaintop home. Hope #AmazingRace brings him and Danny boy my way!

[The Yeti @ColdSnowYeti]

@Wood_Stock_Bird @1humancentipede @towelie44 @r2d2thoughts I drank a 40 of Mt Gay. Got a bit tipsy.