Patrick Hofmann

Once upon a long long really long time, there was an old old really old house.

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@elonmusk That‘s why local NAS rulez

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@Bundesrat_CH Ich wäre einverstanden, wenn man die Gegenwartsbesteuerung wieder abschaffen würde.

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@Barnacules Because it's silver, not black :-P

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@Barnacules At least, they're not around for long... Darvin hits hard and fast.

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Heute gab‘s die allerletzte Tankfüllung:-)

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@elonmusk I don't know why no one ever implemented this, but we need at least three programmable speed profiles for autopilot in quick access (e.g. city, overland, highway, construction site).

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"Arrived at Global Shipping Center - ERLANGER, KY 41025*
That means 1 week waiting time. Erlanger ist the slowest shipping center ever.

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Tried to extend my SuisseID. The assistant should have given me the way to extend... Yeah, not really. No wonder, nobody uses that shit.

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SuisseID is probably the worst implementation of a signing id - ever. It needs driver installation and never works.

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@neosdstore : What if my menu only shows 22 titles? In NeoBuilder, all ROMs are ok. Tried different SD cards and sizes. UniBIOS v3.1

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Space - The Final Frontier...

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Heute angeschafft. Jetzt kann ich im Lager Platz schaffen.

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Game-PC am Arsch. Wollte RAM upgraden, jetzt geht plötzlich gar nix mehr.

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New personal record: 40min 48 seconds :-)
1500m

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Happy Seeüberquerung :-)

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Just bought two albums from Malmen. She makes demo scene like music. Check her out at https://t.co/PAKb3xEXb6

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Finally finished the annual tax deckaration :-/

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What my dad always said: For what you lack in brains you compensate with your legs #Forgotten_Purse

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Every author of a news paper article takes responsibility by putting his name under the article. Why is that not done for weather forecasts?

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It's clearly raining in Ascona. The weather forecast sais so.