Slumped Cold Rango

Incoherent rambling with brief moments of lucidity. Mainly irony posting except for Ziam slander. JDM, Mark Hunt, Hokit, Kavanagh, Prochazka, Dillashaw glazer

[Slumped Cold Rango @ColdedRango]

@Jaidencablee @realkevink You couldn't whip Kev if you brought an AK47 to his residence. You quit via tapout however Krazy decides that day.

[Slumped Cold Rango @ColdedRango]

@jazzlovesmma @Erntastedfresh I've still got him by tombstone piledriver against Gaethje but he definetly takes himself too seriously. He should emulate his biggest fan who follows him around everywhere, Sleepy Volk 😍

[Slumped Cold Rango @ColdedRango]

@Erntastedfresh The stripper comment actually shut him up. He is plotting Hokit's murder rn

[Slumped Cold Rango @ColdedRango]

@NoonsRise2Power I'm a goy but that was superb what an innovator I love the Ham Hok

[Slumped Cold Rango @ColdedRango]

@IliaAchilles @NoonsRise2Power Weird choice from the UFC though. I'd have walked him out with Kirk if I organised this

[Achilles @IliaAchilles]

Heartwarming:

Known UFC patriot Steve Garcia walked out with Karmelo Anthony to show his support for the black community

#UFCFreedom250

[RMC Sport Combat @RMCSportCombat]

🤯 ANZOR MET PAUL DENA KOOOOOOOOOO !!

🔥 C’est complètement dingue, Anzor Baybatyrov fait dormir Paul Dena dès le début du premier round ! Il lui inflige sa première défaite et son premier KO en carrière !

📺 ON EST EN DIRECT sur la chaîne RMC Sport 1 !

[Slumped Cold Rango @ColdedRango]

@chancoszn4 @culturalvast

[Slumped Cold Rango @ColdedRango]

Picking Chandler vs Ruffy is 10x more egregious than picking Emmett vs Vallejos

[Slumped Cold Rango @ColdedRango]

@s7Mzshah1 @NoonsRise2Power Dricus made him scared to ever wrestle again in his bum life and Sean subsequently triggered his PTSD. Stillknocks figured out and dismantled Khamzat. It is not up for debate around here

[MeterPeter UFC @MeterPeterUFC_]

This man put Darren Till into a coma btw

[Slumped Cold Rango @ColdedRango]

@TaylorJohn41431 @BlessedShaww Its a great angle for revealing the callous bitch on the left who is smiling mouth open and then goes to record Charles' limp body from an even worse angle just because she enjoyed watching him stiffen.

These are the type of people Brazillians routinely go cold in front of

[Slumped Cold Rango @ColdedRango]

@WeekenderMMA Wesley Maia from cage warriors would be nice, classic brazillian with an unassuming record

His fight earlier this year was ridiculous win or lose he'd be cool to see

[Slumped Cold Rango @ColdedRango]

@TaylorJohn41431 I think the only guy I've seen magic pick Makhachev to beat at WW is Prates. Morales,Shavkat,Garry,
Ilia would apparently beat him easily and JDM was meant to be a really hard fight for him

Swear he has a tweet about Brady being tough for Mak too hes a bit of a hater for sure

[Slumped Cold Rango @ColdedRango]

@alphasigmawolf6 @Erntastedfresh Holland will front choke him and then fight "neal" at 330

[Johnny penis @JohnnyPenisUFC]

People forget you have to occasionally subject yourself to watching a favourite of yours go cold. It builds character