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[Ishowodds @Komputatips]

If you get money na blessing🥹🥹

[Ola @Olamilekan4275]

This is a store where you can return or exchange your husband.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

It took me a long time but I eventually learnt.

A woman will do everything to you but a woman will never lie to you.

You are the one who is not listening.

If she's not telling you with words, she's telling you with actions.

If you ignore signs, you will see wonders.

[Ye @TraceeEllisRows]

The judge who ruled that her son should never be uploaded on the internet ever again did great for the baby. I haven't seen that baby since the day of that judgement.

[Bambulu 2.0 @BambuluMen]

Every single man I know who treated women like this got cheated on.

[Metropolitan @metrofive5]

Recreating a photo of you and your mom in 1997 with your daughter in 2026 is one thing, but the uncanny resemblance is just mind blowing 🤯 🥹❤️

['Denike Danjuma @DeNiike_]

You people are all about "rituals"

Why is no one thinking organ trafficking/black market? Most of these people have one medical condition or the other.

[Cyborg Warlord @Admiral_Cyborg]

Femi Gbajamiala and Godswill Akpabio are still moving freely.

[Lola Okunrin @lollypeezle]

The things you guys are doing in the car industry are well appreciated. Your cars are very cheap and you are breaking barriers but can you all start importing Samsung phones screens? Abeg, crash that market too. Abeg 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[jay @Jay_bigstepper]

They do this to humiliate the kids and remind them they're powerless.
If skin cut becomes the new trend and everyone starts shaving all their hair,these schools would start making their students grow their hair.

[KING ELOM👑🌕 @iamNeare]

Hope it's also acceptable when someone converts from Islam n tear/burn the Quran??😲

[mild sauce @JuggsMathis]

A whore’s mind is such an interesting place.

[carter🌚 @carter8f]

“I went to Yhemo Lee’s birthday party, Rahman Jago and Poco Lee were there too. NEPA suddenly took light and the whole hall went dark 😭 then Poco Lee shouted ‘Hey Jago!’ and the line stuck in my head …Nigeria Nepa inspired the song 😂🇳🇬”

— Shoday

[Real Madrid @PepeRMCF]

Pero Messi no fue favorecido en Qatar que hasta le daba instrucciones al árbitro.

[Discussing’ Film @ThatComicFan3]

Not to sound like a conspiracy theorist but that genuinely don’t sound right

[CleverMonster ✊🏿🇭🇹🇵🇸 @CleverMonsterCT]

Evidence on Nolan Wells phone shows proof of murder?

[Rinu Oduala 🔥🔫 @SavvyRinu]

This is a reminder that 176 kidnapped pregnant women and children from Woro, Kwara are still with terrorists since February.

They have demanded over 3 billion naira for them. Tinubu is yet to say a word. Governor @RealAARahman is busy campaigning. 👏🏾

[Out Of Context Erling Haaland @ErlingNoContext]

Beautiful sculpture 😻

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

he’s actually valid for being angry over that i fear😭